What a wonderful way to test our new anti-satellite weaponry…
“Gary, come in here. I want to talk to you…”
< Ka-Boom >
No more Stern.
No more ‘Gary’.
“We might have found one of his teeth in Wisconsin…”
“… but we’re still waiting on DNA testing to be sure.”
“So far, we’ve found a D and a couple N’s, but we’re still looking.”
The power has been out in much of my town since noon, and best guess is it will come back by 10 tonight. Mysteriously, not one of my Trumpy neighbors has a generator. We on the other hand do, so we’re kind of a shining beacon of enlightenment in this stretch of roadway.
I find interesting that solar-powered generators are being marketed to Magats who think the power system is about to collapse and the Pope takes over.
Hm. Solar-powered generators are OK, but solar power is not. Weird. (And FWIW, my wife says we’re not buying anything with ‘Patriot’ in the name.)
One of my neighbors has a Cybertruck. Can’t he just plug that into the house or something to get the lights on?
Yes, he could, if he knew how.
But then he would not be able to drive away tomorrow in his swasticar. Imagine the pain.
You, OTOH, have juice and you can tell us bout it in the internet. Good!
Maybe they think that it’s generating solar power, like the sun does, and they can use it to get tan like Trump?
Your wife has saved you from a really crappy Jeep product. And a Missile System.
My Jeep, which I bought new, is a 1999 DaimlerChrysler XJ Cherokee Sport. It’s been a good vehicle. But I really wish I hadn’t sold my Porsche 911SC (the car before it). I can’t believe that this is the only photograph I have of it..
Your photo’s caption says it all.
I’m not sure how he was acquitted, but I don’t care. Fuck ICE.
I’m guessing some level of jury nullification.
Or the jury thought vehicles parked illegally blocking the entrance to a garage had no defense from being towed.
And New England professional football merchandise!
Wow, the only time I’ve lusted after a white car. And yeah, you should have never sold it.
They tend to be conspiracy theorists, which makes them great targets for all sorts of scammers who play to their paranoia.
Now that’s funny.