A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

Now I’m picturing someone using a solar panel to power their tanning bed.

There’s a car in that picture? I was too busy looking at the girls.

A friend’s grandfather once told us, “You know you’re old when you see a naked woman ride by on a horse, and you think to yourself, ‘That’s a nice looking horse!’”

I wanted to ask “did the girls come wit the Porsche?”, but thought nah, that’s too skeevy…

I’ve always walked that “borderline skeevy” tightrope.

I’ve reached the stage where I see a woman in a skimpy outfit and wonder what her parents think.