Oops.
Forgot to send the film. Typical Trump crap.
BTW, I just checked the closest theater to me that is showing the movie - 4 tickets sold for 3 screenings.
Did they play a re-run of ‘Stingray’ instead…?
Presented in Plasticine-Color ! ( I don’t care. Do You…? )
I assume they forgot to send the film to a lot of theaters, but so far only one has noticed.
It’s a good example of “Omni-incompetence”. There’s literally nothing that they’re actually competent at doing.
If I were conspiracy minded I’d get the impression the distributors had no intention of anyone seeing this movie.
While I don’t disagree, this one probably has nothing to do with the Trump administration, or his toadies, fucking up. It’s likely on Amazon, or whatever third-party company they use to do the actual distribution of the film files (everything’s digital these days) to the theaters.
Maybe the distributor is still on dial-up, and even a film with that much redundancy couldn’t be compressed enough for a timely delivery.
I mean, AmazonMGM Films isn’t familiar with sending films out, probably just growing pains…couldn’t have been any kind of sabotage.
Meanwhile, one of the Epstein Files that wasn’t supposed to has gotten through…
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..or only one has complained.
Remember all those celebrities going to the Kennedy Center for the premiere of Melania? Yeah, most of them didn’t bother to show up. Don Jr was the only Teump kid who showed and that includes Barron who apparently had better things to do.
Maybe we’ll see a scene of the Barron documentary where he tells Melania, “I”ll watch it on Prime.”
But what did the Secret Service Agent she has been banging have to say?
When not just your stepkids, but your own biological child, blows off the premiere of your movie, it can’t be good.
I just read this in a FB post:
The reviews are in, folks, and uh, they are not good.
“First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda,” reads the headline at British newspaper, “The Independent.”
“Hitting cinemas as the streets of America remain filled with the angry and grieving, the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled chateau,” writes reviewer Nick Hilton, who gave the film one star.
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers. She calls herself a ‘mother, wife, daughter, friend,’ yet is only depicted preening and scowling.”
“ This is American history through the idiosyncratic prism of a woman who is part-puppet of the regime, part-delusional creative, and part-symbol of America’s immigrant community.”
“The “film” is part propaganda, sure, and part sop to Big Tech companies who require constant regulatory approval for financial manoeuvrings. Even then, it is bad. It will exist as a striking artefact – like The Birth of a Nation or Triumph of the Will – of a time when Americans willingly subordinated themselves to a political and economic oligopoly.”
Someone is going to have to translate that review into MAGA-speech for the cult followers.
I have never used chatGPT to do anything with text. Until now. Here’s what it came up with.
The reviews are in, folks — and let me tell you, it’s the same tired fake-news crowd melting down again.
The so-called critics over at a failing British paper are in full panic mode, throwing insults because they can’t stand strength, success, or America First values. One reviewer practically faints because the Trumps live beautifully — sorry, Nick, winning looks better than losing.
They sneer at Melania because she’s elegant, private, and doesn’t play their woke games. They mock her for being a mother, a wife, a daughter — you know, the things normal Americans actually respect. That’s how out of touch these elites are.
What they call “propaganda” is really just American history told without their globalist filter. And notice how fast they start crying about “Big Tech” and “oligarchies” — projection, folks. These are the same people who cheer when unelected corporations and bureaucrats run your life.
Bottom line:
They hate the film because it reminds them of a time when America wasn’t apologizing, when success wasn’t a crime, and when voters — not critics, not tech bosses, not foreign newspapers — were in charge.And that’s why they’re so mad.
At least at AMC theaters you have to show ID to enter on a ticket purchased online. Although I guess the local GOP faithful might carpool there.
“If they showed this as an in-flight movie on an airliner, people would still walk out.”