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Formerly dignified.
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hopefully a LOT of people - even the Bizillionaires - are having second thoughts. I can hope, right?
From what I’ve seen, Markwayne Mullin is just as stupid as you’d think someone named Markwayne Mullin would be.
I keep wondering how his parents came up with the name Markwayne. It’s like they were trying to avoid giving him “the classic middle name”* by just tacking it onto the end of his first name.
* In the old “News of the Weird” newspaper column, Chuck Shepherd used to repeatedly point out how stupid, inept criminals always seemed to have the middle name “Wayne”.
I keep wondering how his parents came up with the name Markwayne. It’s like they were trying to avoid giving him “the classic middle name”* by just tacking it onto the end of his first name.
His Wikipedia entry indicates what I had suspected: he’s named after two relatives.
His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but never did.
There are a few threads this can go in:
Remember that video Trump released featuring Iron Man, Braveheart, and all kinds of other people’s intellectual property, that ends with the Mortal Kombat soundbite “Flawless Victory?”
Iran has responded with a video of their own. I’m expecting ketchup will be thrown at a wall in the near future.
n the old “News of the Weird” newspaper column, Chuck Shepherd used to repeatedly point out how stupid, inept criminals always seemed to have the middle name “Wayne”
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And Marky was the stupidest senator until “Coach Tumorville” happened.
Oklahoma first sent Marky as a representative. He vowed to eliminate government waste and subsidies. Imagine his surprise
when he found out his family plumbing business got some 60% of its revenues from these same subsidies through Native American contracts. He also vowed to serve no more than two terms, he’d straighten things out and not become one of “them” hanging on the government’s teat. He tossed that vow right away. Wife liked DC better than eastern OK. A couple more terms and then he moved onto the Senate as a reliable Trump toadie.
A chickenhawk, stolen valor guy. A workout pretend MMA fighter. A liar. Only the best men.
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Iran has responded with a video of their own.
I admit, I did not expect Legos.
I’m gonna guess the Lego Company are less than thrilled about it, certainly.
For reasons about which I am unsure, I was given these pictures drawn by my children, as an addendum to my birthday card. (Birthday was a few days in the past)
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I am not entirely sure why they know anything about Trump, but apparently he has lost the 8 to 10 year old South African audience entirely.
I am suprised they even know his name.
Ha, those are great!
I am not entirely sure why they know anything about Trump, but apparently he has lost the 8 to 10 year old South African audience entirely.
Oh dear. That was one of his last demographics, too.
There’s a crude joke about Trump’s predilections here, but I don’t want to put scudsucker’s kids in the crosshairs.
Even 8-year olds see that Trump is a whiny baby.
My son, aged 8, does both ballet and Mixed Martial Art classes. He could take down that fat, unfit Orange idiot in mere seconds.
And then dance on his body.
My son, aged 8, does both ballet and Mixed Martial Art classes. He could take down that fat, unfit Orange idiot in mere seconds.
I think that’s called pirouette-work.
And then dance on his body.
I doubt this inflatable castle design would be successful without context, but I would welcome the attention the copyright lawsuits presented by the Bouncy Tambourine tanTrump would give to this matter, so thank you.
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I finally have to ask. Obviously, ‘tan’ is a derogatory reference to his clown makeup; but it’s not that much of an insult in English. Is there another connotation in French?