A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

I’m sure the FIFA version is being designed as we speak.

A definite yes to the poll. It’s a chance to brag about himself.

Trump’s ICE director Todd Lyons compared his plans for immigrant warehouses to Amazon “Prime, but with human beings,” but at least 12 of his planned contracts have been cancelled amid nationwide pushback.

https://michaelpopok.substack.com/p/trumps-ice-stunned-as-contracts-get

another one bites the dust.

Trump says Kristi Noem is stepping down as homeland security secretary

Great news, but not so great to hear she’s being replaced by Markwayne Mullins. Maybe he’ll get in another dust-up with a union boss. Rather not go into his other accolades.

From your link:

He added that Noem, who he said “has served us well,” will take over a new role called “Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.”

Strange he did not promote her to Groom of the Stool. I guess she would enjoy that role, and perhaps he does not like people enjoying that… huh, whatever you call it. Oh, well…

seriously, craziest title ever.

he might have a groom of the stool, or a few of them.

Yeah, really depends

In French they are called porte coton, ie cotton bearer, also quite crazy, if you ask me. If you can’t imagine what the cotton is they are refering to, here is a caricature of King Louis XVIII from 1846.

No, you don’t need to tell me who that looks like from behind.

That’s an impressive Swirler!

From what I’ve seen, Markwayne Mullin is just as stupid as you’d think someone named Markwayne Mullin would be. Which is exceedingly stupid. So, perfect for this administration.

But you knew there was no way she’d be replaced with anyone competent.

How much puppy-killing experience is in his CV? Surely that was taken into consideration.

Not sure, but he supposedly has experience in mixed martial arts, so he’d probably prefer to use his bare hands to do the job.

That one’s promised to Karoline Leavitt.

Zing!
You, Sir, are completely right. I apologize for suggesting something stupid. Karoline Leave It it is.

Isn’t it bizarre that they seem to prefer to do it with their noses? Without even being granted the title?

The only US Senator without a bachelor’s degree and possibly the second dumbest member of that august body. (Our boy Coach Tubbs has to be number one)

Iran has aimed drone strikes at Amazon data centers in the UAE and Bahrain.

Take THAT, Bezo$! How do you feel about enabling the orange chucklefuck now?

I’ve already run across jokes about “Are we sure the Iranians are the bad guys, here?” based on that.

Well, the White House claims Trump will attend the dignified transfer of remains of six service members killed in Kuwait when they arrive on Saturday.

Let’s hope a little rain doesn’t keep him away from honoring fallen soldiers this time.

I know a lot of Trump supporters are unhappy with him right now and I can’t help but feel sorry for them. When you can’t trust the lying, venal rapist you voted for to keep his promises then who can you really trust?