A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

Yes! I couldn’t remember the term for them when I was making the cartoon. (I did try to remember it, but it wouldn’t come.) Thank you.

Earlier in the week Pete Hegseth did a bench press in front of a bunch of military personnel.

he’s a manly man, you know.

Except he’s getting lots of criticism for it.

As you’ll see in the video, his bar has 3 big plates on each side. Typically, those big plates are 45 pounds each, meaning he’s bending 315 pounds.

Only Hegseth isn’t nearly that muscular. Plus, the bar doesn’t bend at all. And he’s not really exerting himself like you’d expect.

Conventional wisdom among the lifting community is that those were “fake” weights, or big 10 or 25 pound bumper plates (which are used during Olympic lifts like the clean and jerk, since the bar ends up bouncing at the end).

He’s maybe lifting 195 pounds. Not bad, but not what’s he’s trying to portray.

In Trump’s case, I assume the bubble is full of grawlix.

Frankly, I’ve been expecting her to kill him in his sleep for years.

Naw, she’d have to be sharing a bed with him.

MAGA doesn’t want to be identified now.

Also shows a lot of them are liars. I guess if you vote for one of the most well known liars for president, you obviously don’t view lying as a bad thing.

Yeah, that would be a big prosecution point at her trial:
“The defendant expects us to believe that shared a bed with the victim?”

Prosecution. She would be the Defendent.

With this DOJ, who knows?

No, no. I like the idea that when he dies multiple people will be vying for credit.

“I smothered him in his sleep.”

“Ma’am, he died trying to hit a golf ball at his club in Jersey…

It worked out well, in fact, since we could just roll him over to the gravesite we dug.”

Can’t wait to see how popular this asshole becomes if he fucks up The World Cup and Formula One by starting a war to conceal his likely child-rape.

What is this DOJ you speak of? They certainly have nothing to do with Justice.

Indeed.

Only one in four Americans approve of the strikes on Iran: Do Americans support Iran strikes? Here's what new poll says - AOL

B-2 stealth bombers entered the fray last night. Targets were underground missile storage and launch sites. Smaller 2,000 lbs. class earth penetrator bombs were used instead of the 30,000 lbs. MOP used against the suspected nuclear sites previously.

There’s your hard-core. White-supremacist, in the main, and always-excited-for-military action.

Even when the flag-draped coffins start coming in in the middle of the night (no press!), this 25% will be all in favor of whatever Donald wants.

I’m thinking about starting a Polymarket bet for the following:

Will Donald Trump attend the dignified transfer of the remains of fallen US troops from Operation Epic Fury?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Trump doesn’t like losers that die for America.

Also, why doesn’t Trump deserve a Combat Infantryman Badge, a Purple Heart, and the Nobel War Prize for this action?

Just call it the Noble War Prize, put Trump’s face on it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that actually becomes a thing.

It could be awarded to whoever sucks up to Trump the most.

Losers and Suckers. What was in it for them?