A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

I’m sure that one is safe. The only way she could lose her job is to tell the truth and she’s incapable of that. And Trump loves to see his lies come out of a pretty face.

One question I had is whether or not this changes her still being called to testify before Congress on April 14th. Apparently it changes nothing.

Per Congressman Robert Garcia, on Xitter :

She’s pregnant, a convenient out. What/who follows? Donny does like him some blonde former beauty contestants. Perhaps some Faux stern looking guy with a tough nickname?

Don Jr. doesn’t have a law degree. Not that that would necessarily stop dad from picking him, but it makes him even more poorly-suited for that particular job than most of Trump’s appointees.

And, Blanche is, for now, just the acting AG; he may or may not wind up being who Trump picks for the permanent role.

Trump: Acting AG? What movies has he been in?

Sadly, I’m not joking.

During his first term, Trump loved putting people in “acting” roles, as it meant that they didn’t need to make it through Senate confirmation.

During that term, he had five different acting AGs, though most only served in the role for a short time (a day to a few weeks); the most infamous was the supremely unqualified and flat-out weird Matthew Whitaker (he of the “Masculine Toilet for well-endowed men”), who held the role for 3 months.

Oh, I forgot about him. Seeing how every thing they say is an confession. Well…

Also, speaking of ‘acting’ in the sense enipla used, trump loves his generals and cabinet members to have a certain ‘straight out of central casting’ look. I’m convinced 99% of the reason he hired Kegsbreath to be Secretary of Defense is that he’s handsome and looks like he could play the part on TV or the movies. He’s about as qualified to be the actual SoD as an actor would be, as well.

I don’t think she is, and Trump doesn’t just want people who will lie for him. He wants them to lie and do impossible things. Eventually, he gets pissed off about his stupid shit failing, looks for someone to blame, and fires the closest person he sees.

He has “joked” about getting rid of her already.

President Donald Trump joked during a press briefing in the Oval Office this week about Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt being the reason for his “bad publicity.” However, according to a new report from Rob Shuter , he wasn’t totally joking.

Boy, did I read this wrong at first.

Perhaps he’ll give Matt Gaetz another shot.

On fifth avenue? I’m OK with that, and he would not lose votes for that.

Well, trump did gush in a truth social post about the “big, hard muscles” of his ICE gestapo the other day, so he might be keeping more in his closet than just top secret documents…

I fully expect the orange asshole to treat his fired female cabinet members like he does his ex-wives: keep them close and happy. Noem has some bullshit title and Bondi will probably be named Intergalactic Attorney General of Space Force or something equally meaningless.

Bondi turning on Trump and coming clean about his directives regarding the Epstein files would be the sweetest sight, but it’ll never happen.

Maybe she can be put in charge of prosecuting the extraterrestrial demons that JD Vance was warning us about not long ago.

"And you do you think gets all the lawyers," laughed Satan.

She could be put on a task force looking into who is responsible for teleporting people against their will to a Waffle House. A Waffle House for God’s sake people! You’d think they could teleport them to an upscale steak house at least!

If I were her I’d be staying well away from any tall buildings with windows.

It’s the “ex” part that makes them happy, not the “close” part.

Always open - you’d hate to teleport to a closed restaurant.