A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

While I can never consider an opportunity to point and laugh at the America-hating fuckstick a complete waste of time, I can’t help but worry that this wig thing is largely a distraction from the many ways that he is driving us over a cliff.

(Possibly even engineered by his handlers.)

They’re not that clever to be able to predict how people would react. He’s just always been vain.

He enshitifies (literally in some cases) everything around him.

Everything, even the serious stuff like the Iran war, is a distraction from some other serious shit, like the economy, or the cabal of pedophiles that apparently comprises the Republican Party, or any number of other things. At this point, we’re just pointing at the latest outrage du jour. It’s impossible for anybody normal and sane to stay focused on any particular thing, unless it’s their job to do so

But the Epstein files are still there, waiting, and eventually they will run out of dodges. We will not forget.

Sure. And we’re not going to forget another unnecessary war in the Middle East. Or the damage to the economy. Or the loss of our international standing.

What I’m saying is that it’s basically a big Gish Gallop all the time, and wondering if any single thing in particular is a distraction is pointless. Everything is a distraction. The non-serious stuff like the wig. The serious stuff. All of it. Except for Epstein.

And they hope they can keep galloping around long enough to avoid consequences.

“Well, in our country,” said Alice, still panting a little, “you’d generally get to somewhere else—if you ran very fast for a long time, as we’ve been doing.”

“A slow sort of country!” said the Queen. “Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

I don’t think it’s a wig. He had sparse amounts of hair and I believe he goes to great pains to get it arranged in such a way that it looks like a full head of hair. An illusion that vanishes whenever wind blows on him. Anyway, either they didn’t have enough time and/or product to get it looking “correct” or they’re at a point where they have to get more creative and more crazy to cover it up.

Or maybe he’s trying to look like Robert Redford because he caught an old film of his on cable or something.

Whatever he has now appears to be one or some sort of prosthetic. The hair is visibly much thicker than it was last week even indoors.

Or I suppose we can believe the cultists and admit he’s aging in reverse.

That he wears a wig, ok, people do that for varying reasons I guess. But that fucker thinks he’s fooling people. He’ll deny it’s a wig. He’ll probably become enraged when asked about it, which will happen, and I hope it’s filmed.

Next, you’ll tell me he didn’t really shoot a 70 in his own golf tournament :roll_eyes:

If Trump was actually good at anything legal, you know he’d have cameras all over it just for the show off.

What he has on in that picture might be something they slapped on him, sure. There are clearly times (even recently) where he isn’t wearing one, but maybe they have some kind of toupee to put on when he’s having a tough time maintaining his usual clown hair.

People, for example, is discussing the controversy.

Did Donald Trump’s Signature Combover Get a Boost? His Latest Appearance Sparks Debate

And this picture from that article is from only about a week ago (July 29).

That picture is his real hair IMHO, which is why it’s so wispy and, well, awful. And yeah, this latest photo doesn’t look like that.

You know…it’s not just Trump, though he’s a particularly egregious example of it, but I always marveled at bald men who didn’t want to draw attention to their baldness but would then do the most ridiculous things to hide it, defeating the purpose

That thing on his head in Vegas looks like a day-old Krispy Kreme.

Marmot. I think I even saw teeth.

It really does look like the Robert Redford model. Too bad the rest of his face, head and body couldn’t pull it off

Except you can’t breathe life into a hairpiece by zapping it in the microwave for a bit.

(Okay, maybe it’ll work on that thing on his head.)

Let’s try it out – no need to remove it first.

I just had a chilling thought. There has to be someone that Fluff’s his hair.

My money is on Natalie Harp.

(Not even joking.)

That’s got to be better than the poor bastard who has to change the diapers.

(Also not even joking)