A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

No, give it two names - the second after Henry Clinton, the first after mountaineer Edmund Hillary.

Or DeWitt Clinton, former governor of New York and driver of the building of the Erie Canal.

Yeah, the Erie Canal is affectionately (?) known as “Clinton’s Ditch”. There are Clinton toponyms all along the Erie’s course.

Yes, nothing wrong with that. Montreal has an “Avenue de President Kennedy,” for example; and in the years after WWII, a mountain near Banff was renamed “Mount Eisenhower.” That latter one didn’t stick over time, but to your point; yes, things in Canada can be named for Americans.

Isn’t the whole point of naming it Clinton to get the orange shitstain seeth with rage, because it is HILLARY, no two questions about it?

Well, he’s going to do that either way. It’d just be even better to have him stew about it whether you lied to him with some plausible story. I mean, they could tell him they named it after George Clinton from Funkadelic. He’d still stew about it because he’d know in his rotten little heart that you probably changed the name because you’d be switching Bill and Hillary’s name out for his.

At least horse shit has use.

Actually, that would be the best outcome and honor the greatest Clinton of them all!

Here’s a serving of YOUR FACE

Shipping this weasel back from whence he came might be the only thing this administration ever does to make the country a better place (and yes, hoist, petard, etc).

Put him on the plane with the Tate brothers.

Oceanic Flight 815

Oh, get lost!

I hear there’s a B Ark…

Superlative of Schadenfreudy Schadenfreud!

Morgan’s another one the Brits can keep, though sadly I think he’s got dual citizenship and being an immense asshole isn’t grounds enough for rescinding it.

If Morgan got deported to Eswatini I would definitely have concerns. Not about him, mind you. Probably about what I was going to make for dinner that night.

Morgan likes to have horrible people on his show so he can pretend to have the moral high ground. Of course, by doing so he’s platforming them (ISTR Milo Y was a proponent of pederasty) so he just ends up sinking into the swamp with them.

But won’t somebody think of the childre- ratings!

Maria Bartiromo has been fired from Fox News after tattling to Trump that the network bosses had instructed hosts not to promote Trump’s election conspiracy theories.

Jeanine Pirro replacement?