I hope it doesn’t turn into diverticulitis.
I hope it does and that he loudly shits himself in the middle of one of his self-aggrandizing press conferences and he has to waddle offstage with a brown trail seeping down his leg, and that his flunkies have to take to TV to defend it and declare that it was the strongest, manliest, most powerful shit they ever did see, and the True Believers start going around everywhere caked in their own shit in solidarity so that we can identify them by their stench and ostracize them appropriately, and that future generations replace the parable of The Emperor’s New Clothes with that of The President’s New Cologne.
He has to run around retrieving balls and throwing them on the green.
Doesn’t his caddy do that for him?
The fact that it claims he actually wins at golf invalidates everything else it says.
I wish. I’ve done some marathon level flights (broken up with horrible waits in departure lounges). Cape Town-Johannesburg-London-Hong Kong-Jakarta was quite a rough one, but it was free (someone paid for me with air miles)
Teleportation would be bliss.
You know, some of us eat while we read these posts 
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But you are being teleported, according to them. They just make you sit in a teleportation room that looks like an airplane and make it seem like it’s flying for the amount of time it would mathematically take you to get there, so that you’ll think the world is round and you’re flying around it.
So all of the suffering and none of the instant teleportation?
I feel a little ripped off.
Also, as I have said before, who made the north pole centre of the flat earth? Us southern flatearthers believe the south pole is the real centre.
I can explain it with magnets… but apparently Trump does not understand electromagnetic forces, specifically as applied to aircraft carrier launch systems. So. Maybe not.
Do they ever explain WHY the conspiracy?
The Flat Earth conspiracy?
To hide the land beyond the ice wall that contain unlimited energy and riches.
and/or,
To hide God.
It goes even deeper than that, man! They’re the same pole.
Australia is actually hidden just off the west coast of Canada, but they faked the map to make you think it’s in the “Southern Hemisphere”.
Why, The Onion had this covered 20 years ago! So ahead of their time…
Well, it is only a theory, dontchaknow.
Everyone knows there’s no such thing as gravity. What makes things fall and keeps us from floating away you ask? The Earth sucks.
Evil atheist scientists are trying to fool you about the shape and nature of the Earth so you won’t realize that the Bible is literally true and the Earth is the center of the universe. Flat-eartherism today is basically just young earth creationism with a new coat of paint on it.
And as anyone will tell you, it’s much easier to paint on a flat surface.
They lied to me! I feel so betrayed.
Get woke or go broke.