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We didn’t even get a chance to thank him.
nm misleading news report
A megalomaniac desperately lashes out as his failures mount. SAD!
To quote Doctor Who:
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views…which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
A very old concept, indeed.
“I have done that,” says my memory. “I could not have done that,” says my pride, and remains inexorable. Finally — memory yields.
—Nietzsche
As noted, Lincoln’s terrible first hundred days weren’t due to his idiocy:
Mar a Lardo🤞
Well, it looks like Trump now wants to be Pope.
I’m not sure what changes he’d make. Wafers and wine to fries and diet Coke?
“Wait a minute ! What do you mean the Pope can’t rape little boys and girls like Epstein and I used to do ? In that case I don’t want it…”
Bring back the inquisition, and turn the figurative witch hunts against his enemies into literal ones.
But ICE agents aren’t allowed to be armed.
Oh, that’s next week. Never mind.
Cover the Vatican in tacky gold foil, try to have himself declared God (“We all know it’s true”), rape some nuns.
I have a Catholic upbringing, and I can assure you that Trump is no match for a nun. The god squad will win every time.
Those ladies are fierce and intimidating, and do not take shit
You missed the obvious options.
Casino - THE COLISEUM
Sports Arena - I like the dual-use idea. American football - doubles as a launch platform for The New Gladiator Fights! “American Gladiator” my ass, this will be the real thing. Add modern wrapping weapons: the chainsaw, the zombie axe or hatchets.
Is there still a sand flooring? Maybe there can be some peanut vendors. Of course The Taj will have to fight with MGM for the rights… but if you toss Pope Trump in vs a few MGM lions, even the lawyers would be satisfied.
Possibly Siegfried and Roy too.
If it’s a Trump Org. production, I’d expect gladiatorial fights to go more like the Children’s Matinee scene from The Life of Brian.
Very useful to have your package labeled “drugs.”
“Stop! I told you before. DOGE gets the drugs. DoD gets booze.”