A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

Update: yup, the Trump Burger guy is definitely getting deported.

Trump Burger owner in Texas faces deportation after Ice arrest | US immigration | The Guardian

That is but an aggregation of the article cited upthread. No new news at all, his hearing is still scheduled for November.

Oh, sorry. I’ll revel quietly then.

It looks like Sydney Sweeney finally got a clap back for her ‘jeans’ commercial…

MY JEANS ARE YELLOW. Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle Ad, but ASIAN.

Better yet, you can check out Buzzfeed’s take on the situation. That’s some comedy platinum (since gold’s been tariffed out of coming to America).

Welcome back, Judge Tanya Chutkan.

A lawsuit seeking a trove of government documents related to Jeffrey Epstein just got passed to the federal judge who made Donald Trump’s life a living hell.

Judge Tanya Chutkan did not make Trump’s life a living hell. Trump did that on his own.

You cannot really blame him for that, though. It is the only way he knows.

I posted in the relevant non-Pit thread, so just linking to that post, but the liquidation of Alex Jones is back on!

This post makes me feel all warm and schadenfreudy.

No schadenfreude is more delicious than Alex Jones schadenfreude! NOM NOM NOM

Nah, the one on the right is more attractive, and approachable.

I always think he reminds me visually most of Goebbels. In fact I’ve thought of opening a Pit* thread asking for the best Trumpworld/Third Reich doppelgangers.

*Not really suitable for MPSIMS or Politics and Elections. Maybe IMHO?

I think his face was created by Mœbius or Jodorowski or Bilal, or some unholy combination of those three.

Heheheheh.

Newsmax OWES $67 million.

True. But plaintiffs typically insist on some sort of guarantee for future payments on a settlement. I don’t think they’d agree to pay and then not pay. Courts don’t like that.

The Felon will most likely issue an EO “vacating” all judgements related to the “stolen election”. Not that it would carry any force.

This is an out-of-court settlement, not a judgement.