There’s one of those fancy sandwich toothpicks with a server.
En garde!
Toucanapé!
Heh, I figured ‘Toucanapé’ was ‘en garde’ in a different language, but I’m a bit peckish right now, so I immediately thought of a toucan canapé.
[Homer Simpson voice]
Mmm, toucan canapé…
[/Homer Simpson voice]
Then I googled the word, and here was the AI response…
The search query “Toucanapé” does not yield a specific, known term. It appears to be a misspelling or creative portmanteau of related, yet distinct, words. The most likely interpretations are a combination of a toucan and a canapé or a connection to Comic-Con’s Toucan blog and art.
As for me, the first one was me laughing.
Like frogs?
I knew that, but you should be careful-- your laughing face was awfully close to that leopard!
I have no idea what Monty Python callback you’re talking about.
Mmmmmm, fried frog’s legs. Almost chicken, almost shrimp.
I had frogs’ legs once. Strangely, I didn’t care for them. (I do like alligator though.)
I once had alligator tail nuggets breaded, deep-fried, and served with a sort of orange marmalade dipping sauce. It was really tasty.
Same here, exactly. Breading, frying and a yummy sauce can make anything taste like chicken(ish)
Served with a nice fruit cockatiel.
Let’s be careful before we all have a Spring Surprise.
Dibs on the Anthrax Ripple!

But it was probably a better use of his time than most anything else he could have been doing.)
Anything not involving a pistol, anyway.

Another one bites the dust. Kenneth Chesebro disbarred.
Now 'ol Kenny is also disbarred in Washington D.C.
Bad Bunny is going to headline the Super Bowl halftime show and MAGA are losing their minds! It’s not really my music but I don’t hate it and I love the fact that he sings in Spanish.’Represent Puerto Rico!
I was yesterday years old when I learned there is a musical act named “Bad Bunny”.