A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

[excavating_for_a_mind]

@Atamasama

@duality72

But you’re not helping…Why is that?

The Republicans cut the funding for turtle-flipping.

You wouldn’t believe the number of alien turtles were getting flipped because of that funding.

[Pardel-Lux]

All turtles are alien all the way down.

[dougrb]

Schadenfreude IS decreasing faster than expected. My extensive data analysis from Post #12 noted this thread should last 310 days to 11/26/25. No way in hell that’s going to happen.

[Dr.Winston_OBoogie]

@dougrb

Just a fun fact…

Part 1 lasted 916 days
Part 2 lasted 613
Extrapolating, Part 3 should last 310 (11/26/25).
Extrapolating some more, Part 4 will only last 3 days after that. That’s the point when the 10K post limit is hit in zero time. The Schadenfreude singularity.

That’s assuming that the progression is subtractive. If it’s multiplicative, we can expect 410 days, which would be 3/6/26. Not saying that’s very likely, but…

And the fact that Emperor Donald I is currently ruling, there’s less schadenfreude happening because he’s in power. Which saddens me.

[iamatractorboy]

@duality72

The turtle lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping…Why is that?

Mitch hit the Deck, ‘ard.

[eschereal]

@duality72

The turtle lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping…Why is that?

My mother? I’ll tell you about my mother …

[Moriarty]

@Atamasama

That floor looks smooth and shiny. I think he stepped wrong and his foot slipped, I don’t think he had a fainting spell or anything.

Right before Mitch fell, somebody asked him about ICE’s illegal activities.

McConnell would rather take a dive than have to defend the Trump regime.