A pithy message for ZPG Zealot

[FriarTed]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

But what if the person is a one-trick pony but his or her or its name doesn’t indicate such, like mine?

Now Skald, you have at least four tricks…

1.) dealing with your family
2.) Lord of the Rings nitpickery
3.) insightful religious/spiritual debate
4.) world domination, of course.

[Rilchiam]

Yes, I would really like to know who declared ZPG stable enough to be anyone’s guardian. And what her brother’s life has been like.

[SteveG1]

@KarlGauss

How can he be the winner when everybody knows the Designated Hitler was Dönitz?

But he got old. In his later years, he had to have a pinch Hitler bat for him.

[Heart_of_Dorkness]

@choie

She really does bring new meaning to the phrase in loco parentis.

I LOLed.

[Smeghead]

@Rilchiam

Yes, I would really like to know who declared ZPG stable enough to be anyone’s guardian. And what her brother’s life has been like.

Maybe it’s the other way around. Maybe her brother turned her into the raging zealot she is… Think about that one for a while.

[Nametag]

@choie

She really does bring new meaning to the phrase in loco parentis.

Y’know, there is a brilliantly horrible Web site waiting to be born here. I’m seeing something like cakewrecks, only with more human suffering.

Won’t someone adopt this title for a blog?

[pepperlandgirl]

I’m so confused. So ZPG Zealot hates adoption and also hates parents? Parents are disgusting, no-good creatures because they’re abusive and also have been known to kill children. Adoption is terrible because adopters simply use women as baby-making machines to advance their horrible agenda of stealing babies and raising them in a House of Lies where they call themselves “parents.”

Is that about the sum of it? Am I missing some nuance here?

[Sarahfeena]

@pepperlandgirl

I’m so confused. So ZPG Zealot hates adoption and also hates parents? Parents are disgusting, no-good creatures because they’re abusive and also have been known to kill children. Adoption is terrible because adopters simply use women as baby-making machines to advance their horrible agenda of stealing babies and raising them in a House of Lies where they call themselves “parents.”

Is that about the sum of it? Am I missing some nuance here?

I think you can dump it in one big bucket labeled “hates the world.”

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Sarahfeena

I think you can dump it in one big bucket labeled “hates the world.”

But I hate the world too, as is also in the FAQ. Are you lumping me in with ZZ?

[Sarahfeena]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

But I hate the world too, as is also in the FAQ. Are you lumping me in with ZZ?

Nah, Skald, that’s ZPG’s own special bucket.

[Slypork]

@Nametag

Y’know, there is a brilliantly horrible Web site waiting to be born here. I’m seeing something like cakewrecks, only with more human suffering.

Won’t someone **adopt **this title for a blog?

AAAGGHHHH!!! You said the “a’” word!

[Nametag]

Yup. And I’d do it again!

[BigT]

@pepperlandgirl

I’m so confused. So ZPG Zealot hates adoption and also hates parents? Parents are disgusting, no-good creatures because they’re abusive and also have been known to kill children. Adoption is terrible because adopters simply use women as baby-making machines to advance their horrible agenda of stealing babies and raising them in a House of Lies where they call themselves “parents.”

Is that about the sum of it? Am I missing some nuance here?

She thinks everyone should be raised by their sister, I think

[gravitycrash]

Congratulations ZPG. You have overtaken my previous personal #1 batshit, looney bird poster here on the Dope. That is no small accomplishment. Good job.

[Andy_L]

@ZPG_Zealot

Andy, the point is I WAS NOT HIS PARENT. I spent a lot of time first explaining; then yelling this point at various teachers and school guidance counselors who could not understand the principle that family means anything other than a mother and father. I was his older sister (actually technically half-sister, we did not have the same mother) and I became his Guardian which is a perfectly noble title for my role.

Yes, “guardian” is a perfectly respectable title for someone who is acting as a parent but does not choose to use that title. You acknowledged that you were acting as a parent by posting in a thread about “non-biological parents.”