They teach it that way at baseball “camps”.
You’d be late too if you could double your net worth with just a few minutes work.
So, Ross Perot and that thing about the economy and the “great sucking sound” was true?
The worst part of being Designated Hitler is wearing the shared, sweaty stick-on toothbrush moustache.
Heh. I read it that way until right now. Sheesh.
…wait.
…th’ fuck?! I read the first two sites and they seem to be missing the important part of the whole anti-abortion thing, namely: What the fuck could possibly be wrong with adoption?
Seriously…finish this sentence:
Without discussing individual problems like abusive adoptive parents, the primary thing(s) wrong with the principle of adoption are_____________________?
Because I don’t get it. Also, what’s the alternative? Orphanages?
Time machines, apparently.
Gotta do something about the Morlok famine ya know…
I would watch too.
Then we could say …
Wait for it …
“You know who else ruined baseball?” 
Someone–and I’m not saying it was me–worked a long time to arrange that famine and exterminate those filthy 'Loks. That someone does NOT appreciate you do-gooders screwing with his or her or its evil deeds. The genocide of the Morlocks is none of your business.
George Will?
Oh my word. Did he have a funny little Charlie Chaplin moustache too?
I think we’re working at cross purposes here. I was intending to ship the terminally stupid to that era in order to resolve a more pressing issue in the near future time line at the expense of the far future time line.
Now you’re telling me they’ll arrive to a world in which the Morlocks have been exterminated and the stupid will inherit the Earth? Shades of Hitchhiker’s Guide!
:smack:
You too? I guess it must be the capital H.
Instead of the Star Spangled Banner, we could start every game with Springtime For Hitler, a floor show, Hitlers On Ice, and everything.
Fools. Everyone knows Hitler is associated with golf, not baseball. Why else do you think golf involves bunkers?
[Johnny Carson] I did not know that [/Johnny Carson]
You are the winner. I salute you
How can he be the winner when everybody knows the Designated Hitler was Dönitz?
Let’s all just pause for a moment, in sympathy for those teachers and guidance counselors. Can you imagine, trying to deal with that? I mean, we think we have it bad, and this is just over a message board.
She really does bring new meaning to the phrase in loco parentis.