Well considering I’m wearing a towel, nothing. But if you would like to know what’s in the pockets of the jeans I was wearing before I got in the shower, still nothing.
I have eight pockets. Four in my pants, one in my shirt and two in my sweater. There is nothing in any of them.
runs to find things to put in pockets
My wallet
$4.93 in change
A screwdriver
A five-in-one tool
Keys
Pocket knife
Another pocket knife
Leatherman tool
.25 calibre automatic
Gear shift knob
Extra underwear
Small ferret
Ferret food
Gold chain
Amulet for gold chain
Book of Psalms
12 oz can of Coca-Cola
Ferret poop
Glade air freshener
Cell phone
Hands free kit for cell phone
PDA
Extra stylus for PDA
Non working digital camera
Working Nikon Fun Touch auto 35mm camera
Extra film for Nikon
Yo-yo
Book by Tommy Smothers about yo-yos
My hands
Extra hand
Pizza
Court summons
Electronic thumb
Amazingly cool electronic book with “Don’t Panic!” written on it’s case
The one true ring
Extra panties for weird friend
Breath mint (it’s wafer thin)
My shoes
A tendency to exaggerate
Right front: One used kleenex and a tube of Blistex mint lip balm.
Left front: A receipt for my backpack, a receipt for some movie I saw on November 19 (why am I still carrying that around?), a black pen and my coffee card for the on-campus coffee shop.
Back pockets: nada.
I just got home for the day, so I’ve jettisoned the wallet and keys.
A quarter.
Now, ask me what’s in my backpack and you’ll be in for a good long post.
My current pants have no pockets…seeing as they are pajama pants and all. But my jeans pockets earlier had:
my watch in the front right pocket
several crumpled dollar bills and change in the front left pocket
Nothing but lint in the other pockets.
Wallet
Handkerchief, clean
Keyring, 4 keys and 3 store “saver” cards
Receipt, for gas
Lip balm, premium from Samsung Electronics
Multi-function tool, generic & small
Ballpoint pen, blue
Business card case with business cards
PDA
Two pieces of blank paper
A lighter
A pencil sharpener
4 guitar picks
Assorted small change
Laser pointer
Cell phone
18 dollars in bills
Another lighter
Car keys
A pen
4+1+2=8?
In my pockets: keyring with keys and a credit card receipt.
Not even remotely interesting unless you consider that my keyring is shaped like a phaser.
runs to find calculator to put in pockets
LF
4 quarters
3 nickels
7 pennies
LB
A 2-page stapled-together print out of my schedule for this semester on which I have written some notes–a class got moved to the museum, the titles of some books I saw at Hastings that I want to remember, and some other stuff.
BR
University ID card
My drivers license
A reusable Wal-Mart shopping card
FL
A magic ring
Okay, I don’t really have a magic ring.
A tube of Vaseline Lip Therapy.
A scrunchie.
A crumpled-up Kleenex.
The button which fell off my husband’s shirt earlier.
Absolutely nothing at all…I feel so…so…naked.
Right Front
Truck keys.
Car keys.
Black Swiss Army knife.
$15.15
Right Rear
Wallet.
Comb.
Left Front
Small innocuous phone
Left Rear
Nothing.
Just the essentials. The only reason there’s truck keys and car keys at the same time is because I picked up the car at the shop today (~300 bux :()
Wait, I forgot!
Jacket, top left: A ten-dollar bill.
Jacket, top right: A crumpled up coupon for a twelve piece Tailgate Bucket at KFC and an envelope containing two one-hundred dollar bills.
Jacket, left (where your hand goes): Key ring with four keys and a crumpled up Big Red wrapper (the silver part, not the red paper sheath part).
Jacket, right (where you put your other hand): A key chain with four keys, but not all of them are duplicates of the keys I have in my left pocket.
Inside pocket: Three pens and a very stubby #2 pencil and a Big Red pack with one stick left.
wallet
keys
bundle of receipts i have absolutely no reason to hang on to
$5 Subway gift certificate. YES!
cell phone
pack of cloves
two lighters
vegas matchbook
powder compact
two packs of Big Red
minidisc player
viva cargo pants!
… And since they’re men’s cargo pants, I’m also more than accomodated should I spontaneously grow a penis!
My nightgown has a pocket…Oh, just a little Kleenex. That’s as much as I’d ever keep in it.
A penny. A tube of Dr Pepper flavored lip balm. Three little laminated cards from work, detailing the proper responses to the Mystery Shop questions. (Hurrah for Cheat Sheets.) A business card from a lady who offered me a possible editing job this afternoon after I helped her find some CD labels. A pair of nail clippers. A hair scrunchie. A Swiss Army knife. The cap to a blue pen.
All I have is this little piece of paper that says “Inspected by 10”.