A posthumous "fuck you" to Tower Records, and a dirty look at Rhino while I'm at it

During the waning days of Tower Records’ final clearance sale, I picked up, among many other CDs, Live at the Fillmore West by King Curtis. It was the only copy in the store. The CD was sealed, but did not have the sticky title strip on the top. It was obviously a reseal, because when I opened it, I found the disc to be visibly damaged. It was deeply scratched in a circle about half an inch in from the disc’s edge. I have a hard time imagining what kind of screwed-up CD player could have produced such damage. The main program played okay, but once it got into the bonus tracks, skip city. I tried buffing the scratches out with some plastic polishing compound, but they were gouged too deep.

So I took the disc back to Tower. Yes, there were signs up at the counters warning “all sales final,” but this was a disc that should never have been sold in the first place. Somebody (distributor? Tower employee?) knew it was wrecked and put it out for sale anyway. I didn’t even want a refund–another copy had magically appeared on the shelves, this one with the title strip intact, and I just asked to trade. No dice. The dumb punks at the counter were losing their jobs anyway; it wouldn’t have been any skin off of their noses to bend the rules and give me a little customer service when I’d clearly been ripped off. Instead, they insisted that I could only return the CD directly to the record company, and added helpfully that the record companies were being good about the situation. They sent me off with my damaged CD and the address for Rhino Records’ website in hand.

So I e-mailed Rhino about the situation and asked about the possibility of getting a replacement CD. Got a generic response back advising me that I’d be contacted shortly about the problem. I waited. And waited. Hey, it was the holidays, everyone’s busy, I can wait. I waited some more. Finally, after six weeks or so, I wrote back, asking if the prolonged silence meant that the answer to my request was “no.” Got a response advising me that this issue should be sent to the “Dr. Rhino” e-mail address. So I forwarded my message to the Doc. And waited. And waited. And nothing.

I wouldn’t even blame Rhino for refusing to replace the CD. As far as I’m concerned, that was Tower’s responsibility to make good. But Rhino could at least have had the courtesy to say as much, instead of just giving me the runaround. And while I’m not surprised by the jerkishness on Tower’s part, it pains me to pit Rhino. They were once an ultra-cool label, and they’ve managed to hang on to a lot of good will from those days, even in their current corporate configuration. I feel really disappointed with them.

Some of the early PS2s could do that. There was a problem with one production run in which a ribbon cable was put in backwards. When the tray closed, the cable was supposed to fold away from the disc, but in these models, it would fold towards it, instead. After a while, the vibrations and jostling that go accompany regular use of a game console could wiggle the cable close enough to the disc that the kink in the cable would touch the underside of the spinning disc, and cut a good sized groove in it after just a few seconds.

Well, give it some time. I once wrote to Rhino about the Beg, Scream and Shout!: The Big Ol’ Box of 60s Soul box set I’d bought that had been missing one of the artist “trading cards”. Dr. Rhino got back to me after a while (I can’t remember how long it was), and they mailed me the card. Hopefully things will work out similarly for you.

I second woodstockbirdybird – I emailed Dr. Rhino about a replacement for a damaged disc in a MST3K box set, and they eventually sent a replacement disc. It took quite some time though.

Well, I’ll be dipped. You’re both right. I just got an email from the Doc inviting me to send in the bad CD for a replacement. So my profuse apologies to Rhino…who, BTW, still are an ultra-cool label…how else could they have come up with a box set design like this?

How is that set? It sounds cool.

Rhino is great, if for nothing else than putting out this boxed set. It is incredible. It has some songs that are absolutely amazing.
It looks like they have clips from all the songs, so I can share the greatness by telling everyone to listen to the fifth one down, “The Trains” by The Nashville Ramblers.