The Vast Conspiracy to Piss [whomsoever] Off
Oh, Christ–can I get myself on THAT do not call list?
Hope everyone else’s day was better. Off to sip hot tea and pout. Once more into the breach, dear friends–tomorrow is library work and then Saturday, I get to take care of 3 patients as an RN (it’s my week to be on call and I already know I have at least 3 pts.)
Someone make and eat chocolate chip cookies (with nuts!) for me–I have no time.
Oy vay! Vot a day! I am so glad it’s over. Better still, it’s my Friday.
Sheesh, rigs, I hope things improve. Oh, and the doc sounds like a major asshole. If I had been his patient, he wouldn’t have heard very pretty words from me.:mad:
I suppose should get chop-chop started. I had no idea it was so late.
:mad: indeed. I have to go in early tomorrow, and work all day. I had a great time at the Canes game. When I got home, I found some guy getting arrested in my apartment parking lot. It was either A. a slow crime night or B. He was a cannibalistic ax murderer, because there were 8 cop cars in my parking lot. I had to wait 20 minutes for them to clear out.
rigs, I have premade chocolate chip cookies, will they do?
{{{{Taters}}}}
{{{{mmmmmm}}}}
FCM, I had to go to the Dinner Fairy’s place. Her name is Wendy, by the way.
Dang it bobbio, I came here to rant, and you took the wind right out of my sails. Just for that Ima gonna email you all personal-like!
:dubious: What did I do?
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN
Yeah, kai, what did BBBobbio do? Share with us so we can publicly shame him!
rigs TVCTPYO has it in bad for you! :eek:
Now for sump’n mean and morbid. The roof at work is bein’ redone. Everyday the roof people are standin’ really close to the edge with their backs turned to the edge. Not smart. Anywho, the mean and morbid part is there’s a sort of pool goin’ on to guess the time of day somebody falls off the roof. We are some awful people!
doggio interestin’. Around da cave, the supper fairy’s name seems to be Papa John. ‘Cept I’m tryin’ to be better about invokin’ the supper fairy. It’s been a week since he showed up.
Herbs I will confess that I’m sorta kinda gettin’ into Farmville. I refuse to look at any of the other games. Well, for now anyways.
Ok, need to feed rumbly tummy and purtify for irk.
Happy Firday Y’all!
rigs, 'im indoors tells me exactly the same thing about the snoring - he’s awake and breathing loudly. Snoring, apparently, only happens when he’s asleep and it’s therefore not his fault. Breathing loudly is an awake thing, over which he has no control, but at least it’s not as bad as snoring. That’s man-logic for you.
Oddly enough, since he’s been on his peculiar diet and has lost 21lbs, the snoring/breathing loudly has improved considerably. I am making the most of it, he finishes the diet in 9 days and plans to have a celebratory binge. Man-logic again.
I’m glad it’s Firday today, I am planning on a quiet day with absolutely no excitement. Tonight will be grocery shopping and ironing, then Saturday I’ll be doing a leaflet drop before heading off for some retail therapy with a friend. Sunday is going to be a day of slothfulness, I believe.
I think that must be a man thing. GilaMonster has reported similar results from Mr. GilaMonster. Most likely it’s because if you’re snoring, you’re stopping breathing and that tends to wake you up. So, you’re not very much asleep right at the moment that someone is telling you to turn over.
It makes sense that losing weight would make 'im indoors snore less. When you lose weight, there’s less pressure pushing down on your throat and it’s less likely to close off and stop you from breathing. Sorry for my highly non-technical definition of how it works. 
I can also vouch for the same thing happening to me. I use a CPAP machine every night. But since I’ve lost so much weight, I find that I can sleep without it quite often with relatively little snoring at all. At my heaviest, though, I might as well sit up all night and drink straight caffeine and I’d feel just as rested if I didn’t use it. I’m guessing in about 20 or 30 more pounds I won’t need it at all.
Gearing up for Snowpocalypse '10. We’re gonna get it before the rest of you North-By-God Kakalakeans so I’ll let you know how it goes. Fortunately they changed my schedule to 7-3 today so I won’t be stuck there on my day off like last time. Several people are going to be sad I won’t be on car-sweeping detail again. I’ll make it up to them.
Woman-logic, on the other hand, is
“why have you switched channels?”
“Well, since you were asleep, I figured I’d switch.”
“I wasn’t asleep, I was just resting!”
“Mom, it’s been on this other channel for… an hour and a half before you complained, plus you were snoring. You were definitely asleep.”
“I was? :eek:”
Seriously, do most people “rest for a bit” and find out that two hours have flown by? Really?
She’s also living proof that someone can snore hard enough to be heard through two doors for several hours without waking up. Well, without waking themselves up; other people in the house, on the other hand… :stick head under pillow smiley: I was real glad when she lost about 10lb, because that was enough to tune the snoring down to “heard through one door” volume!
The Vast Conspiricy to Piss RiggsOff
While you are at it, could you whack Qworst labs? They have drawn the Wife’s blood three times for a A110 test, and pooched the sample twice. Today’s mission is Bloodletting 4.
AlienWife vs The Bloodletters. Sounds like a z-series movie!
rigs: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Hope everyone stays safe in the snow.
Off to work.
It’s Firday!!!
GT
Jeebus. You can borrow my culling machine. Just wipe the guts off it so the metal won’t rust, kay?
I did sleep well last night, so today doesn’t look so heinous. Isn’t it amazing how good sleep can change your whole perspective? Tis a wondrous thing.
Happy Firday everyone!
It’s bloody cold out. I don’t suppose my manager would find it funny if I called in and told her I was taking a sick day because I didn’t feel like going to work in arctic chill, huh?
{{rigs}} {{Vorlon}} {{anyone else who might need it}}
It was something about eating at Wendy’s. :dubious: :eek: and
Snowpocalypse '10 is projected to start in the late hours tonight for Cottonfield County, although we may see snow flurries at rush hour. Of course, the local news is saying This Will Be The Worst Snow Evar. :rolleyes:
I HAVE to get groceries today, indirectly because of the snow. We can do without and get by just fine, but it’s one of those weekend activities we always do, and I’ll be damned if I’m leaving the house before Monday for any reason beyond an emergency page. The Walmartians will be out in force today. (:mad:*0.5)+:rolleyes:
Do I get the smilie abuse award for the week?
Qwest? You have my sympathies. More than once, I’ve gotten close to telling them to give me the tubes, then go torture someone else while I draw my own.
My OMG! STORM! Get milk and bread! shopping is done…mostly. I wanted to get hamburger, but that section of the meat case was blocked by several store personnel wielding mops and large hoses. :eek: They seemed to be actively dealing with a mess, so I didn’t think it would be in my best interest to bug them to step aside so I could wade in and get some burger.
He was just the same. Quite often he’d go to bed much later than me, I’d get woken up in the night by his snoring, decamp to the spare room, and still be able to hear him with two doors closed and ear plugs in!
I have also left him asleep upstairs in the bedroom and gone downstairs to the lounge, and had to turn the volume of the television up because I can still hear the snoring. I wish I was a cat, it doesn’t seem to bother them in the slightest. Perhaps they think he’s purring.
You have snow over there? I have hail!
Up, caffeinated, off to face the Snowpocalypse.
VBob, you’re a sick, sad man. I like that.