A Premptive Pitting: Trump's Speech Today

I think it is because the Washinton Post recently made the “sin” of reminding readers about the crazy conspiracy theories Trump believes about Obama, like his birtherism. It is so unfair! :rolleyes:

Here is the MSNBC video link, complete with a pain in the ass video ad.

There was also hounding him to actually give the money he collected to the various veterans’ groups like he bragged about.

Trump only gives the biggest speeches.

With the best words.

And the classiest teleprompters, except for the ones where he’s saying using a teleprompter should be illegal.

Now come on Smapti. I had a bowel blockage until I watched his speech. I’m now much better…

So, I’m wondering why is Trump pressing on the NRA button? They are already on board, what move is he expecting? The I saw The Sign! This one: $.

Money. Rumors drifting around about how Trump’s campaign in kinda slim on the ready necessary. He’s “loaned” his campaign 30-something million dollars, money he was gonna claw back as soon as all the big campaign donations came rolling in. But they aren’t. RNC’s being coy of late.

Can’t be a PAC, because a PAC is not the campaign, the PAC doesn’t owe him any money, because they are, like, totally not connected to the campaign. So, even if Sheldon Adelson is willing to spend $100 Godzillabucks to elect him, he can’t have any of it! His Precious!

So, he has to have donors directly to his campaign. Which are limited. So, now, he’s dropping to his knees to suck the gun. A really big gun, huge! As befits a man of his caliber.

He has to Bernie his way out! He needs an avalanche of small money donations, like the NRA can supply from its membership rolls. Donated to his campaign, which can pay him back! Big wads of bucks would have to go to a PAC, which doesn’t help that deep sense of Emptiness.

Psst! Donald? Your Gross? Planned Parenthood has millions of members…wait, no, HRC got them pretty well locked down. Unions? When pigs fly.

Ah, hell, don’t worry, its only a few million bucks! You’re rich, right? Right?

If you view what Trump says through the eyes of a proto fascist, it all makes sense. C’mon Dopers. Come … come… come to The Dark Side.

Nah, bad acid, worse orgies, music bites it. Full contact hacky-sack.

Yes, I know. But IIRC, GLBT is what he finally settled on after a couple of other sandwiches. Not that I was paying terribly close attention. At one point (I think it was right after GLBT) I put my fingers in my ears and ground my teeth.

Then you add a little quinoa and you’ve got yourself a delicious GBLTQ.

Ah Happy Lendervedder! Guacamole, Lettuce, Bacon, Tomato with Quinoa. I can make that. You want that on white bread or rye? (Sounds Yummy). Mustard or Mayo? Pickle or Sport Peppers? Fries or Chips? Coke or Pepsi?

Great. I recommend the he throw a few more press organisations off the campaign; that way maybe we won’t have to listen to any more of his bullshit.

OK. El_Kabong wants bullshit on his Guacamole, Lettuce, Bacon, Tomato with Quino sandwich with a sprinkling of press organizations. Got it.

Anyone else? C’mon folks. Order up! Order up! No sides or drinks?

Only if it’s fresh, not that stale, dried out crap that Mr. Trump’s been dishing out.

El_Kabong. We only stuff the finest horseshit in our Trumpster’s mouth to get the best premium bullshit out of him. Here is our example. FDA Assured!!! Hey ! What about those side orders?

Dang if you aren’t right. Gimme two thick slabs, with mayo.

El_Kabong. Do you want those slabs to be of Megyn Kelly (white meat), Bill O’Reilly (rotten, rancid meat), or one of both? We’ll slab those slabs with Mayo, as requested.

“And what did they produce?..the cuckoo clock.”

Can I get a scrambled egg on my GBLT, and hold the lettuce?

2 slabs of Kelly, please. Very rare, almost bloody.

Its gonna be fun being in Hell with you guys!