Smartt, I’ve never met an editor of a pornmagazine. What do you do? Is there an editorial board to help you? Do you have fact-chechers? One of my sons is an editor for a bisiness newsletter. I have some ideas of what he does. But what exactly you do? Do you decide, for instance, that somebody tits do not measure up to December? Maybe in June? Or that a certain position appeared too often lately and the readers (or is it viewers? or watchers? What do you call them?) are tired, and something new is in order? Share with us. Do yoy have you own photographers?
No actual plugs, please.
Umm, is it really a General Question if it’s directed soley to Smartt?
You might have more luck with e-mail- his last post was 10 days ago.
Arjuna34
Tx, Arjuna, I’ll try that if there is a personal mail address. I thinks the mods would appreciate your volunteering. I thought that his occupation was rare and unusual and some Sdopers would be interested too. But if you are not interested or know enough already about pornmagazines, I’ll shut up. The mods here usually make decisions about questions’ appropriateness, not Arjunas.
Smartt’s email address may be found here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=10654
Arjuna34
Relax, I know how to find it.
In general, do not volunteer. We’ll ask you when needed. At ease!
New here, but what am I missing? It seems that Arjuna has been around here a longer time? Are you a cloaked moderator? Who is Smartt? Is he/she on trial for something? Is Arjuna in fact Smartt? Very confusing!
Smartt has recently told us that he is editing a Brazilian pornmagazine. As I said, I never knew anyone in that area and wanted to know more. Hyreractive Arjuna implied that she was not interested. On her own, she found Smartt address. I thought that if I was the only one interested, the thread would die a natural death.
I do not know the answer to your last question.
I was just looking throught the “moved threads VI” post, and it seems that smartt got banned for a while by one of the moderators…
I’m sorry that I completely misinterpreted your post, peace. There have been many people questioning whether Smartt is in fact an editor of a Brazilian porn magazine, or just a 13-year kid. I didn’t realize anyone seriously believed he is in fact a porn magazine editor. I assumed (mistakenly) that your OP was in jest, or some kind of attack on him, and in any case didn’t think you really meant to get an actual answer about editing port magazines.
I can see that I completely misread your post- again, I apologize.
After having read your reply, I got the impression that you were asking for someone to volunteer Smartt’s email address. I didn’t get that you were probably being sarcastic, which was probably not out of line given how you must have intepreted my first post (which I posted after completely misreading your original intent) I sure hope that made sense!
Anyway, to clear up a couple of things:
- Welcome to the SDMB, DrDoom!
- I’m not Smartt.
- I’ve been around a while, but I’m a moderator.
- I’m also not female- the name Arjuna is actually masculine.
Arjuna34
So you are a moderator eh? Sorry, tried to cover my all my bases … entschuldigung Arjuna34 !
ARGH!
I meant I’m NOT a moderator!!!
I even previewed the post and meant that.
Sorry for the confusion.
To repeat, I’m NOT a moderator.
I think it’s time to go to bed now …
Arjuna34
Argh- I must really be losing it …
I meant to say I had previewed my previous post and missed that mistake.
Arjuna34
Well, in Latin, words that end in -a are generally first declensions and feminine. If you were masculine, you would be Arjunus. Actually, I guess that would probably be Ariunus, since they didn’t have a j then.
Of course, I suppose your user name might be something other than Latin, but that would just be stupid, hence I declare that you must be female. 
peace, your answer is here: Moved/Deleted threads VI.
manhattan’s statement, titled “A note on some threads that are no longer with us”, is about halfway down the thread.
waterj2,
IIRC, Arjuna is the name of a hindu warrior who kicks a lot of ass in the Bhagavad Gita. Definitely male and not at all Latin.
You do recall correctly 
Arjuna34
I came to this thread expecting to learn something about porn, with some luck maybe get a link to a good web site, you know.
Instead, I ended up enhancing my knowledge of the Bhagabad Gita. :rolleyes:
Hmm, bytes of culture versus pixels of hot naked women.
Not a bad tradeoff actually. The Arjuna reference might come in handy on Jeopardy.
In any case, I am still hoping to get some links. 
Yoda or Yogurt? A dilemma for the ages.
Well quasar I could get in trouble for this, since you’re not supposed to link to porn sites, but just for you, here’s The Greatest Free Porn Site on the Internet!
Enjoy, and don’t go blind looking at it.
Crunchy, I’m ashamed of you! How do you know that people viewing that link will be of appropriate age? For all you know, some grown-up might end up seeing that, and who knows how much it could corrupt him or her? Bad frog! I’m going to leave that link there, just as a reminder of your shame.
Meanwhile, just to confirm: Arjuna34 is not a mod, did not intend to claim to be a mod, and e-mailed myself and manhattan to apologize as soon as he realized what he typed. I would edit that message, but there’s been several posts afterwards mentioning it, which would not make sense if I did.
I sorry, I don’t know what came over me. I feel horrible for having done it. I knew it was wrong when I did it, but I couldn’t help myself.