Would you be game enough for the Game Room?
Well if we are talking specifics, what I had in mind in an earlier post was what my partner does:
in the middle of a BJ
take in all the available penis
create a seal, and slooooooooooooooooowly pull back
then go back to licking, teasing etc
But “that girl could throat an ear of corn and tongue the kernels off one by one” takes too long to say.
Just wanted to have mentioned “she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose” to the list.
I fear for an actual BLOW job if these velocities are required.
Uncle Wayne, is that you?
Whatever. Some chicks want to; some don’t. A lot of women find it (understandably) gross. Some don’t; good for them.
Don’t suck. It’s about the friction, baby.
But what ever you do, if you find yourself with an unexpected mouthful of come, don’t come up and kiss me on the mouth, it’s gross you know! (Yes I recognise the hypocrisy.)
How can you tell you are getting a great blow job
You can feel the bedsheets getting sucked into your asshole
Thanks everyone. I guess what really brought on the question is that I always associated those kinds of lines with characters like I imagine Jenny McCarthy played in Baseketball. It often seems like an apology “your girlfriend’s not too pretty/bright/whatever” “Yeah but she can…”
It just seemed really out of place when Meg Ryan was saying it about herself (her character) in The Women.
Meh, I can deal with that. The wrong thing to do is to run to the bathroom and spit, rinse, brush, floss, gargle, and avoid sweets.
Meh. I could care less with what you do with it afterwards, including running to the bathroom to gargle. After all, it’s not like I would swallow it (or let you snowball me).
Why does this bother you?
If you just want a simple rule of thumb, neither suck nor blow. In fact, just hum.
And I just want to add:
“She can suck water from a rock” to the list as well.
Yeah, if you don’t like the taste then don’t swallow. We don’t feel good knowing that what was a pleasurable experience for us obviously disgusts you. We want it to be good for everyone.
What does the taste have to do with swallowing? You taste it as soon as it’s in your mouth? It’s mostly the texture, to me, but I swallow just the same. I wouldn’t like if someone was spitting and gagging all over the place after going down on me!
My solution was always to just duck.
When I was young and naive, that’s just what I thought it was–just a lot of blowing on the member. I was quite confused about why guys would enjoy that, but I figured, hey, what do I know about being a guy?
Answer is: Darling!
Question: What do you call a girl who