Is there such a thing as a bad blow job?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like.
Never had a bad one myself.
What Doper had a sig about never wondering where she learned to be so good at it?
Bad if she had vampire-like canines or if she was an excessive salivator are the only things that I would disagree with.
Can’t say that I’ve had a bad one.
There have been some women who don’t know how to give one (especially in our teen years) but those generally don’t last long as we move on to other things.
So I suppose it’s sort of self-selecting, if you get me.
There’s certainly such a thing as a boring BJ - when she’s clearly not enjoying it, just going through the motions (yeah, pun intended 
)…after a few minutes of that, I’m desperate to be doing something else.
Short of biting down, no.
Even if she’s not any good, it’s the thought that counts.
Count me in the group that says, “Nay! Lips 'round dick is A-Okay!”
Hey, that should be our slogan. Or should we go with, “The Only Bad Blowjob is No Blowjob”?
I was eighteen, she was seventeen.
And she left her retainer in.
Howls of pain: mood-killers extraordinaire.
I suppose if she just won a habenero eating contest there could be a slight problem, but otherwise let the hummers flow.
What else?!
Never mind…I didn’t ask that, can’t tell me, not listening, don’t want to know…
::resolutely plugs ears with fingers and sings loudly, off-key::
Whatever’s preferable, don’t describe it here. After accounts of tender moments with toothbrushes and puzzled Golden Retrievers we’re right out of the Penthouse Forum biz.
Veb
Pinochle might be acceptable, though weird. But don’t describe those details either. Seriously.
I am still waiting to have one. I won’t have anything to compare it to, but i don’t think i will complain about it.
I’ve had a blow job which was pretty bad as blow jobs go (tip: when the recipient is nearing climax, don’t abruptly pull away and sit there watching them with undisguised unease – it sort of ruins the mood…)
However, it was still far better than a sock in the gut.
A bad blowjob? No. But remember kids, Kristi the Lacrosse Trainer has deemed that if a girl doesn’t finish a guy off with her mouth, a mere blow interview has taken place. And I’ve had plenty of bad interviews.
What about trying to give one if you know that your 49-year-old recipient has never gotten off that way?? Personally, I tend to shy away, because I have absolutely no idea what to do with this guy.
I have given successful blowjobs and find them wonderful (from a female point of view - my apologies to the OP). I love swallowing cum, but I don’t want it to take an inordinate amount of time. Here, I’ve been fortunate. It has not taken me more than a few minutes to the guys who were receptive. I try not to use teeth, but sometimes they sneak in, just lightly.
Bdandhr just became the most popular female doper evar!
Teeth and non-enthusiam are the only things that can ruin a BJ.
There most certainly is such a thing as a bad blow job.
It felt like was like sucking snot out of an overcooked bockwurst.
By proxy male reply, as per Mr. Armadillo: a blowjob with no rhythm is frustrating. No teeth, thanks.
Would this be the thread in which to state that I never met a blowjob I didn’t like to give? 