Umm… Take out half of those words and rearrange them, and you’ve got yourself a band name.
Honestly, this is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard of.
Her only prior lover was either very odd or pranked her good…
Bloom thinking of a bath, Lotus Eaters’ conclusion, Ulysses:
[Bloom] saw the dark tangled curls of his bush floating, floating hair of the stream around the limp father of thousands, a languid floating flower.
Perhaps she ran out of Ranch or Honey Mustard?
You have sex with a rooster? Geez, ya pervert. :eek:
Have never heard of the post-coitus water dip and thought I’d heard everything.
This is what I think is the correct answer.
This is unlikely.
The weight of water displaced would be equal to the upthrust (thank you Archimedes) but in this case the woman has just experienced the upthrust so why bother measuring it again.
I’ve never heard of such a thing either. I only opened the thread to find out if “Post-coitus glass of water penis dip”
Was another “handheld mackdonna butter shoehorn” kind a thing.
Now that I see it isn’t, I’m not sure which one is more odd.
Bizarre. Never heard of that before.
It’s kind of long, but BAND NAME!
John C. Holmes once claimed that he made a practice of urinating after sex, to flush out any disease.
(And we all know how that worked for him.)
Bwuh? 
I believe the correct phrasing is “shoehorn butterhorse.”
What guy does not urinate after ejaculating?
One with a severe vicodin addiction?
don’t act like I’m the only one who remembers the “House can’t pee” episode
Pre-coitus dip, anyone? David Niven, in his autobiography The Moon’s A Balloon describes how as a schoolboy he got infatuated with a prostitute and follows her home. She lets him in and decides to let him in, so to speak. There’s a bowl of potassium permanganate solution by the bed. Niven proceeds to wash his hands. “This is your first time, isn’t it, ducky?”
Washing it for 20 minutes once should suffice…but to be really sure you need to nuke it from orbit. That 14k stuff is a bitch.
Reminds me of the plaster casters jimi hendrix
(google it-NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
Somebody, somewhere, likes this. It’s a corollary of rule 34.
Dipping your schlong in a glass of water after sex? That’s just bizarre!!! My penis prefers a good brandy.