The thread consensus seems to be just that individual. But we believe US-ians to be more hygiene obsessed, so I thought I’d see what the opinions were here
I often have a glass of water on the bedstand since I occasionally wake up in the middle of the night with a dry mouth. The repercussions of confusing this with a penis beaker are too disgusting to consider.
Ew, imagine waking up in the middle of the night, dieing of thirst and not being clear headed. You see a shimmering beaker of liquid to quench your dry throat. As you start to swallow… you realize…oh god what have you done…
A beaker? A BEAKER? Unless you have some sort of Bill Nye fantasy roleplay going on, you’re doing it wrong. And then again, even if you have that fantasy, you’re doing it wrong.
Most times after? A towel designated for the purpose, a shower if it was a long session.
Also: you can’t wash up in the bathroom while she is in the bathroom (assumed doing number 1) afterward?