Yeah, Oakie! Why the hell did you start this Pit thread, anyway?
So as we head toward the end of the year, just what are the standings in the annual Dumbest Dumbshit Doper Fuckwit competition?
I believe FinnAgain organized it last year. Why are you nominating someone? 
Ah, Cervaise. I was hoping to run into you. I wanted to compliment you on your well-crafted long post from the thread you cited. But posting and then ignoring a serious rebuttal of what you wrote loses you any moral high ground you (thought you) might have had. After that long post, I expected better of you. Seriously.
And now to pile on… Tsk. Tsk.
I just can’t seem to put you in the same category as Dense Oak. Oh well.
Oh, my that’s funny. That’s, like, rib-hurting-ly funny.
C’mon, mag! Slam his little dick in the car door again!
Damn, I can hardly type that and keep a straight face.
A non-partisan post;
You’re all flippin’ idiots. I am too, but at least I recognise that fact.
Youre right. That is the least.
We do need some new nominations. Bible Man seems to have trolled himself out and gone off to greener pastures for idiots, and CBescapee is a filthy bigot, but he’s a one trick pony filthy bigot who gets old fast. I’ve not seen anybody as purely dumb, as, say, the deservedly banned Updike.
Hello? Ever hear of Gonzomax? Or Wildfire*MM? There’s no shortage of really really dumb monkeys in pants around here.
I object! There is no evidence that either actually wears pants.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! You are right Lemur, I think I blocked those two from my memory. Still, I don’t currently have any Rage Points[sup]tm[/sup] that I can use for them… maybe in the next little bit something will come to mind. I don’t want to Pit anybody for stuff that happened months ago… but Gonzo’s habit of threadshitting during the war in Lebanon sticks in my mind. I think that Xtisme already pitted him for that, though.
Was there one? I must have missed it.
And with that my world collapses.
Yes, I recognise you as an idiot too. 
magellan01, you talk about defending yourself as if doing so is a requirement whenever someone insults you. Have you ever considered the alternative of shrugging it off?
Next time try putting notches in the cards.
(Exits red-faced, driving van marked Retired Teacher Cliches Unlimited.)
Then I withdraw my complaint!
Are you really this starved for attention? This is your sixth post in this thread. Your previous five merited zero—that’s right, 0—responses. No defense from me, not even a pat on the back form any of the usual suspects. And then you post this “Hey, look at me. I posted something profoundly observant and witty. Let me just direct you to it because you must have missed it somehow, and you must see it becuase it’s so, well, amazingly super-great!” Are you really that lonely and insecure? Do you think that everyone, by some strange cosmic-scale coincidence, somehow missed this super-duper post—along with your other eqaully noteworthy contributions?
Wow. The irony of your last post aside (I’ll let you struggle through it), just wow. How sad.
And poor Kayla. Don’t you think she might be better off with a foster poster?
I’ve tried to avoid this train-wreck, but geez, you’re not just a racist homophobe, you’re also an asshole.
Glad to see that you’re up to your usual standards.
I’m sorry; I’ve been staying out of this as we have not had a bellicose relationship, but this one struck me. magellan01, I can’t see you as anything other than a vituperative attention seeker in this thread. The above quote is just plain jerkish.