I’m not dead yet!
slaps this topic repeatedly with a wet fish 
This thread must continue … until the word ‘Maudling’ is almost totally obscured.
We were led by a star.
Led by a bottle, you mean.
DD
BUT IT WAS MY ONLY LINE!!!
As one who’s seen Holy Grail too many times to still be considered mentally healthy, some nitpicks:
Yep. Teh quote is “fetchez.” Although, I believe it was pigeon French, since fetchez doesn’t exist in the language, AFAIK.
The quote is: “If I went around saying I was Emperor just because
some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!”
It’s: “You’re a loony.” (Said after the Black Knight declares: “I’m invincible!”)
Nope. It’s bint. Bint is originally the arabic word for “daughter.” The Brits later adopted it to be a derogatory term for a woman or girl. (Equivalent of “bitch” basically.)
And now for my quote to add:
Don’t give me that, you slimy little heap of parrot droppings! Shut the door, you blithering git! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, malodorous, toffee-nosed pervert!
Nonetheless, my question, and Kiz’s answer, stand as-is. It’s called ad-libbing. Although in light of the quote, I suppose I should’ve asked if they would make me Emperor.
Besides, I just came in here for an argument!
Hoopy Frood, the line “you must be a loony” is from the Fish License sketch.
And it’s “vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert”. At least on The Final Ripoff recording.
A duck!
*Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity … d’you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing…*
Can I just say here Chris for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?
“They’re all there, Eddy - now we’ve got to get them in the proper order.”
Ich faelle Baeume, trag Stockelschuh
Und Strumpf und Bustenhalter.
Waer gern ein kleines Maedchen
So wie mein Onkle Walter.
Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it?
Saynomoresaynomoresaynomoresaynomore SAY NO MORE!
“Conquistador Brand Instant Coffee brings new meaning to the word vomit”
Mt. Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
How do you know she is a witch?
She turned me into a newt! (Long Pause) I got better…
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Will you fondle my buttocks?
Epoisode 12B, How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away. Number 1: (Shows slide) The Larch. The Larch…The Larch.
I’m raising polecats for peace!
Get On With It!!!