. . . the not-to-soon to be released “Dead Parrott’s Society.”
Did anyone bring pie? :o
These IQ. tests were thought to contain an unfair cultural bias against the penguin. For example, it didn’t take into account the penguins’ extremely poor educational system. To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins - only quicker - proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment.
Noooooobody expects the Spammer’s Imposition! Our weapon is offshore servers. Offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and off… Our TWO weapons are feeble laws and offshore servers and fake headers. Our THREE weapons are feeble laws and offshore servers and fake headers and gullible horny lamers. …AMONGST our weapons are… Oh, I’ll come in again.
(trottrottrottrottrottrotSLAM)
What have the Romans ever done for us?
Alma Cogan is dead.
Mr William Shakespeare’s Gay Boys in Bondage."
Constable Clitoris and I are from the hygiene squad.
Do you waaaaaant…do you waaaant to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Someday, son, all this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
QUOTE=Quixotic]Intercourse the penguin!
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With a gamey leg?
Tenar “Two Sheds” Johnsen
Mi grandmøther shøt a møøse ønce.
We, on the other hand…
are the Knights who say: ‘Eki Eki Eki t’peng ZOO pong <mumble> NI!’
You Must Bring Us… A SHRUBBERY!!!
Damn, I’m really getting my money’s worth out of this subscription!
Hello Mum, Hello Dad…There’s a dead bishop on the landing…
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
I am extremely insulted by your “guarantee”.
Firstly, I can recite this name from memory. I taught it to myself in 1975 (in High School) by listening to audio tapes of the show. My own transcription turned out to be pretty damn accurate. And I taught it to my older brother.
Both of us have had dates, are married, have children, are upright pillers of the community etc, etc.
So you can take your kidneys to donuts wager and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!
But only when they’re green
The goat’s done a bundle!
My husband, like many men his age, is 50.