LapinBlanc, I’ve been to my share of forest fires already, and they are not fun. The FF in me says to be ready to bail at a moment’s notice; the practical side says that if you have a big pair, a pond or swimming pool, and enough hose, you have about a 2 in 3 chance of saving your house in a fire.
CanineServant, your store needs SuperMan on staff, not an EMT.
Caffeinating. Is it Quit O’clock on Friday yet?
Did ambulance duty Saturday night, and had one call at 11 PM. My fire pager is loud enough, but when a page at the rescue station will wake the dead… Anyways, the call was for a woman having a seizure.
I got to the scene, and there’s about 100 people in the front yard of a house, attending a party. The patient was in the back end of an SUV, in the midst of a grand mal seizure, and luckily enough was being tended to by 2 other party goers who were RNs. It was a bad one. She’d grand mall for about a minute, stop, then have one or 2 petit mal seizures, relax, and repeat on about a 5 minute cycle. In general epilepsy, you have one seizure and it’s over. This lady kept going for the half hour it took to get her to the hospital, and she came off the stretcher twice. :eek:
The rest of the night was quiet, I slept through the end of the shift at 0500, and got up around 0700 (halfway planned on this). Changed clothes and got myself churchified for the first time in a long one.
Coming home, I was still in the other county, and my pager was crackling. Something was going on, but I was too far away to hear anything. I called in to the dispatcher, and found out there was a 2 vehicle wreck and an unrelated medical call within a mile of each other. I said thank you, and volunteered myself if manpower was needed. About 5 minutes later, she called me bad and sent me to the medical call.
Anyone familiar with the military euphemism Charlie Foxtrot? This was a classic example. The wreck had the road blocked, so she routed me around it via the back roads, and at one point, I saw the ambulance I was assigned to about a half mile ahead of me. We had to go up into Virginia and come back down to get around the wreck, and I almost hit 3 deer in the process.
I got back across the state line, found the landmarks, and NO AMBULANCE. :eek: :mad: I kept going south, and there was the wreck. I POed the guys directing traffic by going through the scene, but I was properly dispatched and legally entitled to do so. Turns out, my scene was a mile south, not a mile north, so we ran 10 miles out of the way for nothing. Shit happens, but still :mad: :rolleyes: …
To make a long story longer, the patient in this call was a woman with a long history of cancer, severe arthritis that was disfiguring her, and other stuff. The only clue to the contrary was that she had jet black hair; to look at her, you’d think she was a poorly preserved 70-something, IRL she was 45 :(.
She had a chemo treatment earlier last week, and had gotten sick Saturday. Yesterday she got up to do stuff, still sick, and fell, hitting her head. We gave her the full head and neck injury treatment, and took to the hospital. I felt a whole lot of sorry for her.
That was my weekend adventure…