Yes.
I thought Jesus was killed to save us. Shows how much I learned at Sunday school.
So did Marquis de Sade, what’s your point?
Timmy was fleeced and bankrupted and left poor, but he went back to Las Vegas soon after.
Barbara Eden’s character from I Dream of Jeannie exsists and wants to call me ‘master’?
No? Damn.
That’s what the terrorists said, buddy.
Tell that to my Cousin Alex, crushed to death by the complete works of Charles Dickens, William Faulkner and Stephen King while trying to get his video of Deathstalker II off the bookshelf.
Right now, words of comfort involve me, Kirsten Dunst, a hottub and a sunset. You gonna tell me this?
As opposed to designer imposter faith?
Could I have the warm, soft truth instead?
Yes, and I’ll never put my genetals on a paper slicer again!
God is persistant, ain’t he?
So does a torrid affair with a firey young nymph from Memphis, but I don’t think it’s relevant right now.
Who’s Ulf, and what can’t he learn?
First came love, then came marraige, then came Mrs. Blake in a funeral carraige.
golf clap
Good, very good, that was almost a coherent thought!
[O Brother, Where Art Thou?]
I guess I’m the only one who’s not affiliated.
[/O Brother, Where Art Thou?]
That, my friend, is The Telemarketer’s Creed™
I thought that numbers rackets were illegal.
Can’t you just talk to us as individual humans?
I’d rather be under Laetitia Casta if it’s all the same to you.
And you are a King of the Fools.
What, they destroyed the rest of D.C. too?
What’s God’s phone number, I’d like to ask him that myself.
You can’t keep a good man down, I say.
Me, I can’t even get a foreman to install a window in three days.
No.
All your temple are belong to us.
ducks machine gun fire
Right, I’ll cancel the opening ceremonies for the Ellis towers.
One could argue that some were never raised at all.
That’s because he used the little President’s room before the motorcade.
Rome destroyed? Quick! Someone tell the Italians they’ll need a new capital!
I assume you’ve adjusted for intrest rates, then.
SOLOMON: “I’m not dead!”
DAVID: “What was that?”
LAZARUS: “He says he not dead!”
SOLOMON: “I’m not dead! I’m getting better!”
(enter Fenris in a sheep costume)
FENRIS: “Get on with it!”
SCYLLA: “Yes, get on with it!”
OTHERS: “Hey! Get on with it!”
ELLIS: Sorry.
(exit ALL except jarbabyj, with bad Irish accent)
JARBABYJ: “Right, move it along, nothin to see here.”
Whachutalkinabout Willis?
I’ll pay you back for this wrong!"
ZAP
OK, sorry!
Don’t tell me…
An eternity of *N’Sync music!
That is Hell.
I love guessing games! Let’s see:
“All your base are belong to us?”
No?
“I shot the sherriff but I didn’t shoot the deputy?”
I give up, what did he say? :rolleyes: