A secret you will never tell anyone

My secret is that I feel like an utter failure everyday.

This happened to me as well. My parents gave our cat away and let us believe it was lost at the time. I only found out when my dad was relaying the story to my husband to be and his family. He didnt realize we didn’t know all these years what happened to her. Relling the story sometimes makes me cry because at the time I was shocked to learn dad gave away Lisa.

Yeah, those asians are taking all of the good public offices.

Sorry to hear that.

That is a remarkably common feeling.
I have felt the same myself.

And I sure as heck didn’t want anyone to know it.

Brave you are to post this.

My best friend is gay. Known him for 25 years, and he only told me about 3 years ago. He was hesitant to say anything since my wife and I are his only friends, and he didn’t want to alienate us.

I told him I couldn’t care less, and the only difference it would make is what kind of porn I forward to him.:wink:

One of the kids hamsters escaped and never came back. We told them he probably made it to the yard and is having fun with the chipmunks and squirrels.

Truth is, he only made it to the pantry, into a rat trap.

shhhhhh.

I wasn’t going to post this, but since so many other people have come forward to admit they shower in Leaffan’s pee, I will too.

Heh. I seem to be building some momentum here, à la Hal and his sheep.

Well no I was talking about Gay Zebras against the bomb.

Suck them lollipops D.S.,

See you soon !

I really hated The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Bridges of Madison County and The Alchemist. But I’ve stopped admitting it, because people get strangely offended. And Tom Hanks’ voice sets my teeth on edge for some reason. No-one wants to hear that either.

I would but I don’t know where it is.

I don’t let that stop me! I pee in a bottle, and ship it to Smeghead…who them dumps it in Leaffan’s shower for me.
-D/a

Thanks. That’s nice of you to say.

Is there anyone here who doesn’t pee in Leaffan’s shower?

+1.

Bastard doesn’t have a shower bench. :mad:

Once. For 20 minutes.

I don’t, but if I were ever invited to Leaffan’s home, I would be sure to pee in his shower out of solidarity with the rest of the SD crew.

Sorry grude, I laughed for about three minutes straight after I read this.

I could never share secrets here, because I’m NOT anonymous. I have family on the board, and real-life friends as well. So no secret sharing from me.