A gem of a lineup in New Posts
**OK bacon lovers, I have…
World of Warcraft questions
How much gun is too much for…
OK, PETA Now I’m listening! **
**Can you fart through your dick?
Do I have to pay for unrequested services?
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No, farting through your dick is free of charge!
**What’s the best way to give my mom a bunch of songs for her new iPod?
Good feet warmers? **
No, I don’t think that’ll work. Try something else.
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What kind of cake should I make for a SuperBowl Party?
The Next Al Qaeda Attack?
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Didn’t I see that cake on Ace of Cakes?
Calling anyone with any type of video camera and an imagination for tall tales!
I’ve been told to write my own letter of recommendation
Aren’t you kind of overdoing it? In several ways?
**Why do some dogs eat cat poop?
Technique for getting ice off the windshield **
That’s a visual I can’t shake. Better than using a scraper to do it yourself I suppose…
** OK, PETA Now I’m listening!
I’m still grossed out from deer brain splat **
Hep me, Dopers: tongue issue
Sensitivy INCREASES With Age?
**Stories in which unrequited love becomes requited?
Worst sex scene of all time (R rated movies)
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** Is this the most terrifying horror film idea ever?
Will there be a US version of Absolutely Fabulous?
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Are you smarter than an 8th grader? (math)
What exactly is a “single-bodied woman” ?
Uhm, a woman who isn’t double-bodied?
For all you guys coping with freezing snows about now…
Houston meeting in January?
Current Saturday forecast for Houston? 71F. 
What would you sacrifice your child for?
some job advice
You know times are tough when…
In the Pit:
Kanicbird. Yeah, It’s probably pointless, but…
Fuck Australians
Well, some of the Australians would probably enjoy it…
**How the hell did this fit in my ear? (Way TMI)
We Have Pigeon Eggs **
"Lobbyists Won’t Find A Job in My White House!"
Is it troubling that Blagojevich was permanently banned from political office?
Wait, what? I thought it was the Illinois legislature that banned Blagojevich from office because he was corrupt, not Obama because Blago was a lobbyist.
A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas
Passed over again
Yeah, it’s all about the timing.
**What is the Legal Status of the Undead?
Passed over again **
**Advice for someone going to Hawaii?
Recommend a .22 bolt-action rifle **
:eek: cancels ticket
Turning a scarf into socks! Hurrah!
Get creative with Thing-a-Day 2009
Yeah, that’s pretty creative.
** NRA Members, Would You Want Ted Nugent as President?
Gun owners…how bad is it, how bad could it be?
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Just spotted in IMHO:
**Fathers of daughters: Do you think all men are scum till proven otherwise?
Help me choose a .22 rifle. **
Guess that answers the question!
**Convince me not to give up on Red Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson
Burn After Reading
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