**Why don’t Atheists Pillage the Earth?
Springsteen and Super Bowl halftime**
And you thought there was a complicated reason.
**What’s the difference between worriers and laid-back types?
Teddy bears for adults**
They have a calming influence.
**The Jehovahs Witlesses called today
Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital… **
Oooo; looks like they’ve decided pamphleteering isn’t enough.
<–This. 
Obama has to dress down, he’s busy cleaning up your puke!
Ed, WTF?
Obama has to clean up Ed’s puke?
**Oh my God - am I turning into Bridezilla?!?!?!
Mental (after) images **
That DOES give me mental images. * contemplates Godzilla in a wedding dress *
**Ever plan a multi-family vacation? (Disney World)
Recommend a .22 bolt-action rifle**
That’s . . . ominous.
** I’ve lost 17 pounds in two months and the doctors don’t know why
Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital…
My boss was taken away in an ambulance today
About to Join the 1000 Pound Club
**
Hey, that looks familiar…
I noticed it too, but I put it here. Do we have two sequential thread threads going?
Can we get them in sequence?
How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story
Ask the guy who worked in Antarctica
Yeah, that is a pretty dumb way to try and stay warm.
How to lose 25 pounds in 8 days
The Australian Heat
The pounds just melt away.
** Fuck the groundhog - the worst is over!
Euphemisms for menstruation?
**
“Fuck the Groundhog” is one I never would have guessed.
**Stop shitting out of your fucking mouth!!!
I have an ass migraine.
**
Well, that explains it.
**Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Funny and sexy at the same time
**
How to lose 25 pounds in 8 days
The 2 Day Late February Weight Loss Thread
Clearly, it was worth the wait.
**Things you heard. What you thought they meant. Oops, what they really meant.
I have an ass migraine.
**
** God, I Fing Hate Carrie Underwood
God, I Fing Hate Coldplay
Please stop fucking, I’m trying to concentrate!
**
** What is the best way to prevent home invasions?
Guns: What’s the big deal?
**
To some people the answer just seems sooo obvious…
**Holy crap, she said “Yes!.”
Have you been scammed?
I think my wife might be pregnant **
mspsims
A fantasy submission, because it would have to cross fora:
Those Amish Heaters (IMHO)
Have you been scammed? (MPSIMS)