A somewhat crude question about overweight people.

[TBG]

@L. G. Butts

Here you go: Why would a person do this?

Oh hell, that was one of the funniest threads I’ve ever read. Near the end, it’s mentioned there’s an update thread, and then the thread was closed, without a link. Anyone got the link? (Or did they mean this thread:smack:)

[RickJay]

@Freudian_Slit

Well, I guess you could still do it from front to back even if you were reaching through your legs. It would just be awkward.

But my junk’s in the way.

I can reach around behind - I’m not a candidate for the Dick Gregory program - but, how can a guy reach infrom the front when your junk’s in the way?

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@RickJay

I can reach around behind - I’m not a candidate for the Dick Gregory program - but, how can a guy reach infrom the front when your junk’s in the way?

1. Shake off wang
2. Pull wang out of the way
3. Make with the TP

These instructions work best when read to the tune of the dick in a box song.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

1. Shake off wang
2. Pull wang out of the way
3. Make with the TP

These instructions work best when read to the tune of the dick in a box song.

Unless his junk’s just too damned large and…junky to move out of the way.