I was thinking he had an office or apartment in Normandy where he stayed when he was overseeing construction of the Atlantic Wall or something with A. Hitler on the mailbox but of course, he wasn’t home.
Obviously, it must be the classic
Rudy’s on a train to nowhere
Halfway down the line
He don’t want to get there
But he needs time
The more I look at that song, the more it looks like Supertramp wrote it, 50 years ago, specifically for the melty man
As well as “A Message To You Rudy” and “Rudie Can’t Fail”, also written almost 50 years ago.
Stop your messing around;
better think of your future,
time to straighten right out,
creating problems in town.
Rudy,
a message to you, Rudy.
A message to you.
How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don’t you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can’t fail (no, no)
Thanks for the correction, I didn’t know that the Specials’ version was a cover.
And now it’s Rudy’s turn to cry . . .
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Rudy isn’t just broke. He’s broke broke:
Jeez, he looks terrible. He looks like Armin Shimerman an hour after starting the Quark makeup.
Hopefully he can get some sun in Arizona.
He doesn’t have the lobes!
When I watched the video I pretended that it was filmed in Bizzaro World, where everything is the opposite.
“You all know I stand by lies, and if I put my name on something, I don’t believe it at all. Today I’m reluctantly introducing you to something I’m incredible ashamed of. Some awful coffee I had nothing to do with but somebody put my name and picture on it. You should not believe me when I say it’s the best coffee you’ll ever try.”
“By supporting Rudy Coffee, you’re not just punishing yourself with extremely terrible coffee, you’re also supporting our cause; the cause of lies, injustice, and the destruction of American democracy.”
mr giuliani and 10 others have plead not guilty in arizona. giuliani was arraigned by zoom, he is to report to arizona for processing.
of course he went on some sort of rant while on zoom.
Do we get another mug shot, then?
Is it too much to hope for future direct contempt of court and immediate jail sentence?
Can he even post bail for this charge? Isn’t he in bankruptcy?
The prosecution asked for cash bail, but the judge allowed him to use a bail bondsman to post security.
The jokes write themselves, vol MCMLVII:
I’ll go first:
“Have you heard Rudy’s latest livestream?”
“Rudy makes a case to be the new Individual #1.”
“Wow, that coffee must be strong!”
Looks like coffee, smells like scotch and ammonia.