A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

That apostrophe is not usually among my arsenal of typos. I aim to please, I guess.

This is the one thing that so many people have wrong. What was Mueller charged to do? He wasn’t charged to find out if Trump colluded with Russia, but rather if Russia interfered with the election.

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I HOPE.

And when did dropzone start casually coding diacriticals into his posts?

Thank you. I thought that was a spot on my monitor. :stuck_out_tongue:

The Senate Intelligence Committee just released a whopper the day before we celebrate our independence.

My summary: “Yep. The Russians absolutely interfered in the 2016 election, with a clear preference for Donald Trump.”

Enjoy a good read: https://www.burr.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/SSCI%20ICA%20ASSESSMENT_FINALJULY3.pdf

But, Obummer! Crimea! Hillary!

The first and last are done but I expect Trump to strike a deal on Crimea. He will recognize it in return for Putin giving up claims to Alaska.

I’m so relieved to read a story that begins with “A Congressional committee announced an investigation…” that doesn’t end “into FBI handling of…”.

The House Intelligence Committee has still not released a transcript of Peter Strzok’s closed-door testimony, but they have subpoenaed him to testify openly.

And concludes with “The Committee believes the conclusions of the ICA are sound” … rather than some attack thereof.

Now that they’ve had a closed-door test run they know what to avoid asking him.

Trump is guilty as fuck, and you’re a partisan asshole.

Any questions?

Of course not!

Kids these days, wear their hair all funny, listen to weird shit they call “music”, conspire with hostile foreign powers, whataya gonna do…

You can’t even send them to their rooms because, dammit, they never leave them.

Nowadays, when a kid is “grounded”, it means that their parents have confiscated their phone.

What was that, comrade? Tell Putin to phrase things more simply.

I’m pretty sure that Silver lining just wants what is best for Mother Russia. I’d say 90 something percent sure. I could be wrong, but I don’t think so.

Once again… there is lots and lots of evidence of collusion. It is publicly available and there is a truckload of it.

Buttery Males!