A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

Trump wants an oligarchy disguised as/abetted by/supportive of (as long as profit is king) theocracy.

Pence, on the other hand, really wants theocracy abetted by the oligarchs. But most of the would-be oligarchs are tepid (or even reluctant) theocrats at best and don’t want to unleash a monster that could turn on them. For them religion is a tool, not a belief.

Betraying the base before elections is unwise. Strategically, anyway.

Thanks Zakalwe. That does make sense.
Great Antibob, True right now, but the fuckery has been going on since day one. They could have dumped trump a year ago.

There is someting else to worry about threats and bribery and partisanship… Only one juror has to be a Deplorable. Or, you only have to threaten or bribe ONE juror to get a hung jury. Bribery and threats are in both Trump’s and Putin’s toolboxes.

Very true.

I see it playing out that way too, and the “base”, the Deplorables, will howl and wail.

… and then exonerate a cop of all guilt for a bad shooting - despite witness, audio, video, documented history of instability and unsuitability, even testimony of other cops saying he’s guilty (rare I know), etc.

    • sending a message to the currently serving civil service employees – Yes he is. He is trying to threaten the entire government. That is not an exaggeration either.
    • Look at the specific people so far… the clearances were pulled from people who would/should have a lot of knowledge and info about the whole “Russia thing”.
    • That asshole WOULD pull them just because they didn’t kiss his ass enough anyway.
    • He wants to destroy government institutions. Just look at the cronies he puts at the head of them - The very people who want to destroy them for personal gain.

I’d rather take the cannon.

I am reminded of one of the Guinness brothers, famed for their epic adventure in fact-keeping, the Guinness Book of World Records. In reference to a story about a local circus facing the retirement of its star attraction, the guy who gets shot out of the cannon, he remarked that the circus was seeking to replace him with a man of similar calibre.

This is, of course, an unspeakably bad pun, but it must be noted that men such as these are incapable of shame.

The stress was getting to him. He was a shell of his former self.

Before there was Cecil, there were fact geeks. Kind of people who haunt bookstores and cannot resist buying 1000 Utterly Obscure Facts and cannot resist buying 1000 More Utterly Obscure Facts. Even as we know, to our shame and sorrow,that half the facts in the second book are already included in the first. Yes, I bought them both, on the same day, at the same time. If you are truly an Orthodox Cecilian, so did you.

These days, they are known as “Dwights”, the sad, the pathetic fact geek. The Guinness brothers were to Cecil as John the Baptist was to Jesus of Nazareth, the precursor, the explorer who sets the stage for the True Savior of Fact Geeks. As such, the brother’s are entitled to a certain degree of deference, even in the face of such deplorable behavior.

You, however…

Rudy Giuliani: “Truth isn’t truth”.
Rudy Giuliani Stuns NBC's Chuck Todd: 'Truth Isn't Truth' | HuffPost Latest News?

Just to set up for when trump is eventually subpoena, and they ask him to swear to tell the truth.

Which truth, indeed.

The one that isn’t the truth?

I mean, that’s the usual ‘go-to’ for this outfit anyway.

Note that no one is calling these possible ways of firing McGahn implausible.

Rudy says this shit partly for the fun of it (he loves being at the top of the news as much as does Donald), but partly also because it crowds out reporting on the Manafort trial. Numberless stories about the odd behavior of the judge in the trial and the very real possibilities of jury tampering (both clandestine and in plain sight by the fucking President of the United States), have been displaced by stories about Rudy’s latest bon mot.

The trial is looking less and less like a fair trial. But most Americans won’t know that, because the distraction program is going so very well.

None of these people have bons mots. It’s mals mots all the way down…

But I’m sure Trump’s finances are squeaky clean:

Cohen, Trump’s Ex-Lawyer, Investigated for Bank Fraud in Excess of $20 Million

Someone said recently that Guiliani is looking more and more like The Penguin every day. Now whenever I see him talking on TV, it’s all I can see.

Rudy Cobblepot.

Nah, the penguin is far better dressed and well spoken.

This is a serious insult to the penguin.