Their CEO is named “Christian Sewing”.
“Ya, here ist brochure from a Amedikan Bible Camp. I vill select alias from pages of Very Ordinary U.S. Languaging!”
Putin and MBS are so excited to see each other at the G20 Summit. The miserable asshole in the background must be so sad that he hasn’t killed a journalist or threatened to invade a country lately.
HA! One of my favorite “bands” is a guy who records under the name Christian Fitness!
I’ve been getting these from my wife for years.
I saw a comment that they were congratulating each other on their joint ownership of an American President.
From David Corn on Twitter:
“And then I got Trump to say I was a great guy.”
“Hey, I also got Trump to say I was a great guy.”
“Well, then we must both be great guys!”
The money probably looks pretty good if you’re a third-rater and have few or no other prospects.
AKA “only the best people.”
There is a theory that Mueller was aware that Manafort was attempting to be a double agent (by having his lawyers run to the WH to disclose all they were learning while in contact with the Mueller team). And that Mueller used that to feed the Trump people fake information.
I thought Don Jr. was Fredo?
I am thinking specifically now of the movie Big Trouble. I’m picturing Dennis Farina and the other guy, stuck in the worst Florida hell of listening to local sports radio, listening to people call up the trolling DJs and saying “You say you never hear from us when they lose, but I’m calling you now!” over and over. Those callers are Trump voters. Oblivious and fervent.
And we here are Janine Garafolo, the one sane entity in the whole damn mess.
Mueller, Mueller, Mueller! GOOOOAAAALLL! GOOAAAALLLL!!! GOAAALLL!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Imagine Mueller telling a joke. Go ahead, try.
Really? I honestly don’t have any trouble visualizing that. I’ll bet it would be understated, sly… and funny as hell.
An old favorite:
If you look at this picture, it’s easy to imagine.
Huh. By sheer coincidence, Rod Rosenstein gave a speech yesterday on why the FCPA is an important law.
This literally just happened tonight:
“BREAKING / NBC NEWS: Michael Cohen’s attorneys have told a judge tonight that their client is cooperating in an ongoing federal investigation in New York and he has met with the New York AG’s office about their suit against the Trump Foundation and the President.”
I can’t stop smiling. Knew it was all coming, just didn’t think the holiday gifts would be so abundant or so timely!! Barbara Underwood is a goddess.
I hate to rejoice at someone else’s misfortune, but the damage the Trump operation has done to this country… we’ll be rehabbing for years and may never again regain our standing in the world. We’ve paid a terrible price for Trump. Time for him to learn the meaning of payback. I hope he lives long enough to grasp the full impact of his downfall.
Wow! That hasn’t hit the AP yet! Awesome!
In a related development, I started a thread in IMHO asking Does Michael Cohen deserve to go to prison?
I was thinking more Tom Sizemore and Johnny Knoxville than Dennis Farina, with Stanley Tucci as Trump.