A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

Just how long did you believe you would get away with that?
:dubious:

Hubris. It’ll nail your ass every damned time. :smack:

“Hubris goeth before a fall.” -Proverbs

That’s just what Susan would say.

Are you Gary?

Thanks for the feedback. I haven’t spent enough time in Europe to know how the EU works. If cell phone pings are enough to track his potential movements, then probably collaborating evidence can be found if enough governments cared to be involved.

I’m assuming Cohen is a lazy American, that may have bothered to do some elementary spy evasion stuff, but probably couldn’t be bothered to really cover his tracks.

Doubt that Cohen, and big and little Don think there is anything wrong with enlisting the help of a hostile foreign government to influence an election. Business as usual.

This is how they think. This is how they have operated all their lives. Bribes, graft and threats. This is normal and why Trump is so angry.

Trump’s confused though, because he’s just a moron.

No, I’m not Susan.

I assume that there is either a meme or pop culture reference I’m missing here (maybe from Desperately Seeking Susan, which I haven’t seen)

Not to me. Memes are usually over/under my head. I’m just screwing around to pass the time until Mueller lowers the boom on Der Trumpster.

I haven’t been Susan for, jeez, weeks now.

I don’t understand this side-story but, for the record, I am also not Susan.

And, I’ll further say, Susan is apparently not Spartacus. The hell with that lady. If the Romans want her, the Romans can have her!

Just throw me to the lions already (an increasingly attractive alternative to the current bread and circuses).

After all that money on sharks, tigers, tiger sharks, lasers, laser mounts, and laser mounts for tiger sharks, the lady now wants lions.

I’m out!

It’s SuzEE. Not susAN.

I once operated a Susan powered death ray - for 20 minutes.

I keep checking this thread, assuming there’s been a new development in The Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes*… sigh.

Susan, can you call up Bob Mueller and tell him he needs to pull off some super spy stuff, or better yet, jail some more people so we can get some content in here?
*Sound familiar? It’s the name of the thread!

Sure, you can call him. You can beg, plead and implore him. Tattoo it on your butt and stand naked outside his house in the snow, for all the difference it will make.

Or Dunning-Kruger struck again and he figured he was outsmarting the various agencies that were monitoring him.

I’m not Susan, and neither is my wife.

That distinctive limp what?

It’s not really a circus without lions, tiger sharks, and bears…

Somebody send trump some golden slippers so he can say “there’s no place like prison…”