A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

Nationalism, patriotism and tribalism are concepts that are too esoteric for Individual-1.

“Treason in defense of my money is no vice.” - Individual-1

A musical interlude to keep us entertained while we wait for the next headline.

Individual 1: Vice? Great show. Many, many people really love it. Cops, criminals. Good guys on both sides. And they have great plans, really great plans. I’d like to try those plans.
I just spent a moment checking the S&P of my hypothetical (and quite possible) Trump comment, then I realized S&P don’t matter for quoting him. He probably thinks they’re green stamps, anyway.

O. M. G.

That was insanely good

:smiley:

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That’s pretty well the whole article, as of now. Washington Post, for those who can’t mouseover.

That is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

I’d propose marriage, but I don’t think I’m his type. Or his age range. Alas.

Paul Manafort’s Feb. 8 sentencing has been delayed pending the resolution of Mueller’s accusations regarding Manafort lying during his cooperation with the grand jury.

Hey, guess who Roger Stone drew as the judge for his trial?

One can only imagine the amount of profanity uttered when he and his lawyers got that bit of news.

How would Corey Lewandoski put it? Oh right. “Womp womp.”

It’s a beautiful thing.

So… Paul Manafort. In prison.

Think he’s automatically included in the Aryan Brotherhood? What about other Trump associates… think they get admission, or at least protection?

(These are the sort of questions which come to me out of the blue…)

I don’t think they’d let him join them without a ton of ink-work and an initiation shivving.

Prison is already being tough on him. He can’t get his hair dyed anymore, and he looks like an old man. That’s just terrible for a man whose public image is so much a part of his self image.

<snickers>

He’ll either be protected or murdered by Russian mafia, I would expect.

Would Roger Stone get to keep wearing his Artsy-Fartsy round glasses? He’d look so boring in $20 frames from the LensCrafters in the prison.

Will he still be able to wear his makeup?

Fortunately, iDJiT won’t face that dilemma, assuming there are bags of fried snacks available in the prison commissary.

"Mr. Stone…? Dance. And That’s my rulin’ . "

If we’re lucky, he’ll get issued Birth Control Glasses.

Donald will start to worry when Stone gets Bob Mueller’s face tattooed on his back.