A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

How easy is it to smuggle Ricin into a prison?

Bake it into a cake and we’ll see!

I didn’t say “rice pudding”. I said “*ricin *pudding”. It’s his own fault if he didn’t listen.

Think of it as suicide by inattention.

If we knew he was coming …

If I knew you were baking
I’d have come in your cake!

Damn, son. You ejaculate ricin?

Yesterday, Matt Schlapp, head of the American Conservative Union and husband of Mercedes Schlapp, a White House strategic communications adviser, said:

I think that it is more interesting that today is the day the new AG is briefed on what Mueller has found. Much more likely that Barr will be astounded than eager to shut things down.

Yeah, that sounds like some insanely wishful thinking, especially given Barr’s and Mueller’s shared history. That really seems to have the foxes spooked and looking for the henhouse exits.

Mueller recommends 19.5-24 years for Manafort:

For a guy turning 70 in April, that should do it.

I guess they’ll have to put him in an administrative segregation housing unit so he doesn’t get shanked by some celebrity-seeking… roommate.

I hope it’s hard time.

Too late to edit:

This story was also pleasing. (Reuters)

Something tells me this will be a stepping, uh, stone to a full gag order. This guy would use his mother’s face as a foothold to climb his way up to a camera.

He should get a tattoo of Nixon on his back for protection.

Here’s a link to the full sentencing memo.

Wow. This is some seriously harsh stuff. And when Trump hears about this (I almost typed “reads about this”, then caught the obvious error) he’s gonna need his 243 pound diaper changed.

Because I promise you Trump has been doing stuff like this for decades. He’s dirty as fuck. And right now his accountants and Michael “Flip” Cohen are unloading on the Feds. Someday I’m going to be reading a document almost exactly like this with Trump as Defendant. Fuck Russia, that’ll just be the dressing on the cake.

Oh well, time will tell, but the thought is a nice Friday night pick-me-up. A girl can dream.

He sure should. <smirk>

I can’t agree with fuck Russia, but in all other respects, we are of an exact same mind. I want to see this filthy man taken down so bad.

William Barr is about to become either the greatest hero or the most ghastly villain our country has ever known. I wish I knew which.

Well, dragons on the chest don’t work.

Bolding mine. While his everyday basic real estate and other crimes are serious (Trump U). Treason is sort of serious shit. Best not to have a traitor in the White House.

I don’t generally agree to make an example of someone’s crimes to deter others, but in this case, we should. If we don’t, every crook and con-man will just try to get elected to avoid legal trouble and enrich themselves.

Barr better watch out too. It’s well known he was installed by Trump to kill and bury the investigation. It’s also very possible there’s a fat file on him too.

I think if he does the right thing, it will be purely out of self preservation. He’s scum. Trump only hires scum like himself.

Well, I can agree with “fuck Russia”. They’ve been carrying Trump for a long long time (using real estate for money laundering), giving him no pay loans, sending secret money through Deutsche Bank, running hacking operations and disinformation scams to elect Trump, etc, etc. Putin and the oligarchs have been using him and the scum on his White House “staff” for years in one way or another.

So yeah, fuck Russia.

That would be telling.

Nevertheless, now the song will be stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

I think my meaning has been misconstrued.

I was responding with a perception that Ann Hedonia was saying that in the total scheme of things, Russia was not the important matter when she said, fuck Russia.

I was saying I disagree with that. I think Russia is the most important matter. Like enipla and Steve1 said, it’s my view that we can’t accept on any level the insertion of a Russian asset, witting or unwitting, as our head of government. And while I understand it may not be the thing that takes Trump down, I believe it is a mistake to minimize in any way what clearly occurred.