The publisher is listed as “Skyhorse.” Could that be an imprint of The Onion?
It’s got to be a joke. “960 pages.” How could they know?
No matter how long the actual report is, they’ll just fill up the additional pages with Dershowitz whining about how unfair it all is.
Plus appendices showing all the dinner parties he didn’t get invited to.
The Washington Post’s version comes out on the same day, but it’s shorter, at only 720 pages long.
They appear to be legitimate pre-order book sales with a placeholder date subject to change, as stated by one of the reporters listed on the cover of the WaPo version.
Huh. OK, then, I guess my knee may have jerked a little too hard, there.
We’re living in kind of weird times, though.
Yep.
I’m going to wait until the pop-up version comes out. Maybe there will be “COLLUSION” and “OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE” popping out on every page. 
I’m sure Mueller’s secretarial pool has a macro for that.
Thank you for making me smell café latte through my nose for the next couple days.
And you too for the latte thing I mentioned.
Sometimes I wish we had an office someplace where we just worked online with our office jobs and talked to each other live in the break room like we do here. Call Hollywood. (Wait, I live here…)
The waiting is the hardest part…
We all need to clear our minds with a little Mueller meditation, courtesy of Katy Tur.
Flee.
Makes sense. When is Dershowitz going to get a platform like this again?
Versus 960 pages for the Right-Winger edition. So maybe it’s NOT that Dershowitz is going to include a couple hundred pages of his personal rants----maybe it’s that the WaPo edition is normal-sized font, and the Right-Winger edition is Large Print…?
That would make sense, given the target audience.
And it’s all one syllable words.
Or crayon and popups.
The 960 page version is counting the middle section where the pictures are.
Remember those thick cardboard-page books with holes in them so you see the same picture for a few pages? I can see one about/for Trump made with a finger hole all the way through. Guess which finger.
Huh. My copy has the special “Derp State Investigation into Hillary Killing Our Troops in Benghazi by Radiation Poisoning as they Carried All of our Uranium and Gave it to Russia (who is still Bad, but did not Collude with Donald Trump, Our Lord and Savior. Obamacare.).”
Shocking findings include…
… Bill shot 435 people in the back of the head, three times each, and the police called it a suicide each time.
… Hillary’s email server was set up so it transmitted Vital US Secrets to our enemies, including George Soros.
… The Uranium is being used to power pleasure boats, for the Clinton’s wild orgy parties of power and death. Each party ends with a “suicide”.
Mine has a pop-up wall. It’s beautiful.
You forgot to mention the radioactive pizza fed to the child slaves.
Don’t be ridiculous. If it was designed for Trump’s fingers, it’d only be eight pages long, tops.