A verse for Collounsbury

Nope. Somewhere on the boards he revealed what significance his name indicated and it was largely, well, his name, so far as he explained to me, just a portmanteau of sorts.

Hope he gets that cheesemaker thing down some day…

I can just picture the State of the Union address: “I say bother to all you drooling morons in re the criticism I have received. Either cease your bluster or fuck off.” I think it’d be great!

Then you should learn to fence, dumbfuck.

Sorry to see Col go. But hopefully he will find another forum to post his thoughts, as I will miss the information (though certainly not the vitriol).

And let’s hope he gets some help for that nasty temper. It is such a damn impediment.

If anyone finds out where he goes from here, please let me know. I enjoyed reading his PoV.

I think it’s also unfortunate that he put the Admins/Mods in the position where they had to reconsider their judgement to allow him back. Let the side down, somewhat.

Also, I must confess to not quite grasping why he continued to post in that manner, especially given the circumstances; was it a compulsion, perhaps ?

Finally, for those who didn’t see it (and as it’s not been mentioned in this thread), I thought I’d mention that he recently opened a thread in GQ that concerned . . . . marriage.

Seemingly, the woman in question has agreed and, so, it’s his turn at the crease in the foreseeable. Curious notion, if you ask me, but I never did quite get that whole thing . . . anyway, just thought I’d pass on the back fence tittle-tattle . . .

This verse pertains to your own posting december?

My sentiments exactly. Such a great fucking shame Collounsbury is no longer here to mop up your shit. It’s going to be full-on muck-spraying season from the Blind Bigot Brigade now.

Coll - RIP - and please find another way that we can communicate with you. Please visit http://www.livejournal.com/community/sdmb/116122.html to let us know where you’ll be.

I’m playing the Suite Algerienne, a neat little Romantic confection by Saint-Saens, in his honor as I write this. Good excuse to listen to some relaxing Colonialist/Imperialist claptrap.
Thanks for doing my cleanup work for me, Leander.

Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell does this mean?

C_M, it’s a cricket term referring to the batsman’s position. From this site:

Life is not all baseball and basketball. There’s fencing and cricket too. I believe LC might just as well have said, “His turn at bat is coming up soon.”

I kinda thought it refered to the yoni, the Jade Gate, the nexus of all that is desireable, Tenderness Junction…

Yep, Zenster has it. Apologies, I tend to write more in the vernacular as the evening turns to night . . . So, you crazy kids over yonder that might say “Next up to bat”, or similar.

Also, ’luci isn’t a mile away, either. One may talk, euphemistically-speaking, about playing a ‘long innings at the crease’ – which would indeed mean, in those nudge, nudge terms, giving the lady in question a right royal rogering.

Night night.

I’m sure there has been many a fool that has said that about himself.

The mods didn’t ban Collunsbury-he banned himself.

Like Gaudere said, he put them in a very difficult position.

So what if he was “smart” and “had information?” Does that mean he can break the “Don’t Be A Jerk” rule and get away with it?

Personally, I tended to scroll right past his posts, even if they were informative, because I was sick of his patronizing and belittling.

You can catch more flies with honey, etc.

What about the “clouds and rain?” Won’t someone please think of the clouds and rain?!?

[/Mrs. Lovejoy]

Oh, geez - that was funny.

Do you think pubic hair would be interested in running against Ah-nold for California Governor?

Damn, I too am pissed that a self-centered, condescending, know-it-all, was banned for disobeying clearly stated rules.

Knowledge is important, I agree, and not everyone agrees with everyone else’s opinions. Being a dickhead makes you different. It lets others know that you think you are superior to everyone else. How can this be a good thing? Whatever happened to “I know enough to know how little I really know”? Condescencion and belittling behaviour are textbook examples of insecure people trying to lash out at the world with whatever they can muster.

Intelligent people become vindictive for a variety of reasons, social rejection being one of them. Who could argue that Coll is reacting to some void in his life, lashing out at reminders of his source of pain?

He can know all he wants, but if he’s going to be a condescending asshole about it, I hope that he’s incarcerated for a crime he didn’t commit, and daily gang-raped in the shower.

Assholes are a cancer, feel free to eradicate them at will, God would want it that way.

All except for me, wiseass!

He wasn’t that intelligent if he managed to get banned twice. He might know everything about MENA, but he is a dumbass.

Why does people have to be BANNED also from the Pit?

COLL, if You read this, please E-mail me.

Henry

For a second, I got pissed at people’s ignorance to condescention, then I realized that those that don’t care are the sheep. Here’s hoping that Colon’s bury leads all of his followers into their own self-righteous pit of despair.

Knowing more than others is one thing, thinking that that makes you better makes you an arrogant ass.

Try to BUY some respect COLL, the effects don’t last long.