Dame MacBeth will be the death of me, unless I make a stand.
Went up a year today! I recollect it well!
Yet taken nearly twice that long, to remove the fishy smell
The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things…
So that is why we clamped your thumbs and put your nads in strings
Oh what can ail thee, knight at arms
"Vile heartburn - it sets off fire alarms’
She dwelt among the untrodden ways
But went to France on holidays.
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
The florist is looking the other way.
The king sits in Dunfermline town, drinking the bluid-red wine
and thinking of the girl he met last night whilst he was online…
The sky above the port was the color of television. tuned to a dead channel
The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel
But that’s just because Billy left his toy sailboat on the mantle.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore;
Vainly did I try to cram in all the teacher might examine
On old Eire’s Potato Famine and the immigrants of yore,
Only to begin to snore.
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall
Not I, the neighbor’s headboard’s thumping down the hall
Whilom ther was dwellynge in my contree
An erchedeken, a man of heigh degree
Who, under a sheltering linden tree,
did confess village maidens lustfully.
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou
If you get the milk for free, why buy the cow?
Thou still unravished bride of quietness
Suprised was I to find a man cross-dressed!
O! now be gone; more light and light it grows…
As soon as you can locate all your clothes.
Sunset and evening star, and one clear call for me!
Sunset and evening star, and one clear call for me.
I hope that Pop can make my bail and get my butt out free!
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you;
Oh sweet seductive booze, I must go out and have a drink of you.
I have been studying how I may compare
This prison where I live unto the world…
But my cellmate Bubba’s butt is bare
So instead I must pretend to be his girl.
Since I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me
“You want a ride?” he said. “You’ve died, from snorting PCP”.
Quinquireme of Niniveh from distant Ophir
Rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine…
Quinquireme of Niniveh from distant Ophir
Rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine…
Rower 1 to Rower 2: “Pass me down a beer.”
Rower 2 to Rower 1: “Fuck off, they’re mine.”
It is an ancient Mariner
And he stoppeth one of three.
It is an ancient Mariner
And he stoppeth one of three.
The lineman’s past retirement time.
Seattle cut him free.
It little profits that an idle king
By this still hearth, among these barren crags