Awww, thanks FCM - you’re much nicer than my real mom! I’d definitely take you down the street to the Moonstruck Cafe & treat you to some chocolatey goodness if you were in my neck of the woods - and that goes for any of the rest of y’all Cool Kids that happen to stumble into Stumptown to say howdy on a day when I’m not flat-broke & busted.
sniff I’m Somebody now!
Sorry, gramps, are we movin’ too fast for ya? Well, then, GET OUT OF THE WAY! 
You kids today! with your short hair and your alternative music! Why, when I was your age we only had 2 frequency bands, and we were GREATFUL for 'em!
:rolleyes: And here you promised no [del]corny[/del] comedic stuff till next week. :dubious:
You had two? Why in my day we had a drummer who interpreted the smoke signals. And we LIKED it!
Drummer? Smoke signals? We just banged rocks together! (uphill, against the wind both ways, yadda yadda)
I promised no dedicated Pun of the Day. But by now you should know that in general, I am MADE of puns. I’m punderful.
YaWanna, you had rocks? We had to splash in the lava. And there warn’t none of that fancy schmancy SPF 10 sunscreen either. We did it butt nekkid, and that’s just how it was.
ouch
Which Stumptown would that be?
[sub]I may be able to collect your chocolate in person FCM, for a small ‘handling fee’ of course.[/sub]
You had lava? WE just had to float around in this amorphous cloud waiting for the sun to coalesce so we could have some light.
The left one.
you had an amorphous cloud? all we had were hydrogen atoms!
Dr. #2 is concerned more about my appendix (about time) and sending me for another cat scan tomorrow. Of course, when I called to schedule it, I was told that they can’t even schedule me until they get preauthorization from my insurance company. Soooo, tomorrow first thing I get bloodwork, and then I wait to hear. In the meantime, me and Captain Vicodin will be on the couch, per doctor’s orders.
Should the worst happen and I end up back in the hospital tonight (knocking on wood as I type), I’ll have Roomie e-mail somebody or get a guest account and spread the word.
You had a Universe? We had:
I suspect we are closer than you know.
BOO!
Both ways! In the void!
P.S. get better Drae! That’s an order.
Unless you don’t take orders, in which case it’s a humble request. [sub]Pleas don’t hurt me.[/sub]
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… and I’d be crying myself to sleep at night, but I’d have to put on a brave face here because I’m nice, dammit.
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Here, you can borrow mine, I keep in the front hall… 
Welcome [del]fresh meat[/del] newbies!
I like chocolate bark with walnuts or macadamia nuts. Make it so. Address is Strawberry Fields, dontcha know.
Back from daughter’s induction into the <drumroll> Societie Honoraire De Francais --I have no idea how to get the lil acccent dohickeys where they belong…
She got a nice plaque and other goodies for scoring very high on some Test sponsored by the above. 100,000 students of French take it each year. She scored 7th.
Yay, daughter!
It has rained, poured, hailed and been sunny here today–God is a flip-flopper.
Ok–I’m getting a weird message saying that my post is too short. It must be at least 2 characters. WTH?
You have a broken quote tag, so it thinks the entire post is in the quote, and you have to write 2 characters outside any quotes.
Didn’t scare me - hah!
I don’t see you…are you on the fire escape?
How far are you from Umbrella Man? I’m less than a block away.
Welcome Ya Wanna! In case you’re wondering, all beer offerings are sent down here to south Jawja.
Speaking of the MMP, we got anybody up for next week yet? Step right on up, we need a volunteer. I’d do it but I am gonna be sorta kinda sporadic next week what with all my wonderful travelin’ over south Jawja and Periodontist torture and all.
Drae seems to me if it were your appendix, that would have been resolved by now, but since IANAD, what do I know. Mayhaps Rigs could clue us in more on appendix type stuff. Just get better soon whatever it is, 'k?
Mika… Innocent face?.. ummm… **
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!
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Whew! There, I’m all better now.
Sorry, swampy (is it alright if I call you that?), but I don’t believe it’s legal in this state to ship alcoholic beverages, unless you’ve got something like a distributor’s license. Which I don’t happen to have. Too bad, cause I could hook you up with the good stuff.