What, this isn’t innocent enough for ya? Yup, that really is me.
So I had a little adventure. Daydreaming as always, I went to my car, got in it, and drove like four feet. Felt some thing weird. Jumped out, and saw my right front tire was flat. A pancake.
So the first thing I do is use the cell phone I fought getting tooth and nail to call my SO. He says he’ll be right over.
I get out all the tools and the donut, and take out the owner’s guide. I mean, I know how to do it, I just wanted a refresher. It says “Loosen the lugnuts first.” Great. That’s like the hardest job. I attach the tool-thingy, and twist and twist but nothing budges. Four people stop to ask if I need help, but I tell them my SO is coming so no worries.
Finally a fight one stops - Gaelan. He insists on doing it, even though he’s wearing a nice white button-down and a tie. I keep protesting, saying he’s going to get filthy, but he doesn’t listen.
So he gets the lugnuts open, and I jack up the car, and together we change the tire. I offered to pay him but of course he wouldn’t let me. He walks away, across the street to Hannaford, and my SO pulls up. I wave frantically, and when he gets out of the car I say, “I don’t suppose you’d believe me if I told you I changed it myself?” 
Anyway, he asks me who did it, and I point, and I say “That guy waaaaaaaaay over there, in the white shirt.” And indeed, you could still see Gaelan, walking across the Hannaford parking lot.
What a nice guy. He works in my building, so maybe I’ll bake him a cake or something.
As for MMP, it’s gotta be Bus Guy! Bus Guy! Pleeeeeeeeeeease?
Maggie is a cutie! Speaking of dogs, see, there’s this therapy dog that visits work for one of our programs that has stolen my (and everybody’s at work) heart. He is up for a big time award sponsored by Pedigree Dog Food. Normally, I don’t do stuff like this and I’m not sure if I’ll get a mod smack down for doin’ it, but, I’m gonna point y’all to a website where y’all can vote for 
Have a safe and fun trip!
