A Very Early and Stolen MMP

MMMMMM. Ikea 50-cent hot dogs: Breakfast of Champions!!!

Since I’d have my wrist slapped and get a mean ole’ note from a mod if I started a thread to say it, allow me to say here and now that THIS is my 2600th post you have the privilege of reading right now.

It will be as mundane and pointless as any I’ve written, since that’s all I have to say here.

:smiley:

Thank you for sharing this with us. I feel honored. :slight_smile:

They are. :smiley:

They usually use 14 gauges. Sometimes 16, but usually 14. (and no, it is not logical–the smaller the gauge, the LARGER the bore. heheheheheheheh).

I am so buring in hell.

MBG -how you do that, man? you have 2 2,600 posts! Cool. :cool:
Still need to go to the library-got sucked into a ghost thread…and I need to clean the bathroom. (master this time–didn’t do it the other day. What?)

what about the **kitties =^.^= ** ???

I don’t know about Smokey, but my three will be hiding under the bed at the first sign of trouble.

I am a Bad Girl with the face of a Good Girl, which is even better.

:bats eyelashes: Who, me? Why, I never.

As for flash, you may as well just watch the I Love Egg song. Let me link to it.

I Love Egg

More on Namak Halaal tonight! Once I get some sleep…or at least more java.

Yay, Bus Guy!

I’m reporting you. <snerk> :smiley:

:looks at coding:

And you wanted me to attempt a flash cartoon.

:runs away and hides:

Four to go for my 3000th…

you beat me to it :smiley:

**TWO ** - eat yogurt or take acidophilus (sp?) while you’re on the anti-b’s - it’ll keep your good bacteria functioning

yummy greek salad with grilled chicken and extra tzatziki for lunch mmmm mmmmm

I actually got 7 hours sleep last night! Uninterrupted! I feel human again!

But hey - I’ve been here 5 years longer than you! You sure post a lot! :smiley:

4,398 ! (hah! run rings around ya, I did)

Kitties are yummy and taste good with rice.

Now I *know * everyone will be on me like hair on a monkey!

Ahem.

I know non-western cultures like eat unusual things - but you stay away from my Smokey!

Where IS that gator? I have 2 cats and a dog for it…

How many others read this as: “everyone will be on me like hair on my monkey!” ?

Would that be Spank the Monkey?

:smiley:

My monkey has no hair.
:cool:

I have no monkey.