Please men, do not ignore this! Forward this to everyone you know. I ignored a letter just like this 4 years ago, and RIGHT THIS MINUTE I am at the end of a bad relationship! You bet this time I will not break the chain.
I send this as a prospect of hope to all men that have had that “witchy woman,” to coin an Eagles phrase, experience …assuming you do not ignore the warning of course.
WOMEN, I am sorry, but it doesnt work in reverse… in fact, I see no need for it to…
> Subject: serious chain letter…
>
> This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing
> relief to other tired
> and discouraged men.
>
> Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost
> anything. Just send a
> copy of this letter to five of your friends who are
> equally tired and
> discontented.
> Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her
> to the man whose
> name appears at the top of the list, and add your
> name to the bottom of
> the list.
>
> When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
> One of them is
> bound to be better than the one you already have.
>
> At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had
> already received 184
> women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.
>
> REMEMBER - this chain brings luck. One man’s pit
> bull died, and the next
> day he received a supermodel.
>
> An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed
> mother was able to
> choose between a contortionist and a successful
> bisexual acrobat.
>
> You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
> One guy broke the chain, and got his own wife back
> again!