Could anyone confirm or deny reports that The DVD release of Anchorman, one of the funniest movies in recent memory, contains so many deleted scenes that they have been edited together to form a completley new movie called Wake up, Ron Burgandy? My head nearly exploded when i heard this, but its probably untrue… right? Either that or it’ll only appear on region one editions, leaving us poor region two schmucks in the lurch…
Achorman 2 disc edition. US only right now.
Oh, poo. And here I was, all ready to absorb the intricities of a whale’s Wonderful Place.
Well, at least in the case of Sperm whales, it has to be deep enough to accomodate a 12-foot-long penis.
In 1960. For twenty minutes.
Ok, I haven’t seen the movie in question, so I have to assume that the OP’s title makes some kind of sense to those who have.
Still, I think this wins the “most misleading title in a thread” award, hands down.
Where’s my whale porn, dammit?! :eek:
Isn’t it called a ‘cloaca’ ?
Only in amphibians, fish, reptiles, and birds, GuanoLad.
Could somebody please explain the significance of the OP title? Feel free to use spoiler boxes if it’s a major part of the movie.
…and there are some mamals with a cloaca: the mammalian order Monotremata, from “one hole” in Latin. The other vertebrates have “one hole” for a birth canal and a port to eliminate wastes; it’s unusual for mammals to have one–there are the platypus and the echidna, for example.
It’s wherever you left it, Phnord.
Platypi are mammals? I’ll be damned, they are. You learn something new every day.
They’re poisonous too.
I’m fairly sure, given the size differential, that it would absorb you.
Only the males. And they (the females, not the males) nurse, but have no nipples. The milk oozes out of their skin and the baby platypi (possibly the cutest critters on earth) lick it off their fur.
I can’t believe I got to sneak in platypus lactation factoids twice in one week! I love this board!
Actually, I think your examples pretty much ARE Monotremata. Extant species, anyway.
ditto. Explain, bubastis.
It’s a joke in the movie:
Say, this reminds me of a song! Mind if I borrow that autoharp over there?
I’d like to be under the sea
In a sperm whale’s vagina, where there’s shade
She’d let us in, knows where we’ve been
In her sperm whale-vagina, where there’s shade
I’d ask my friends to come and see
A sperm whale’s vagina with me
I’d like to be under the sea
In a sperm whale’s vagina, where there’s shade.
We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head in her “sea bed”—
a sperm whale vagina—it’s a cave!
We would sing and dance around
because there’s room, you know, and we cannot be found
I’d like to be under the sea
In a sperm whale’s vagina, where there’s shade
We would shout and swim about
The mighty labia that causes the ocean waves
(That causes the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every boy
Well, not like that—but we’re happy and we’re safe!
(Happy and we’re safe)
We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
And no-one to tell about
This sperm whale’s vagina (except you).
Yeah, sort like a cross between penguins and kittens.
But the guy on the lower right…
“After 3 months the baby platypus is weened and can look after itself.”
…those eyebrows…I’ve not seen anything that look so pissed off.
