Bats are the only mammals that can fly.
the Platypus is the only mammal that lays eggs.
Birds are mammals!
yowza!
I thought they were birds.
Please explain.
[kindly old codger]
Now, why don’t you just lie down and sleep it off, sonny. We’ll talk about this in the morning, okay?
[/koc]
Echidnas are also mammals that lay eggs.
I thought birds were actually dinosaurs.
And humans can fly too. Not to mention goats launched out of PVC cannons.
Flying fish!
I saw a firetuck skipping rope.
I forgot a comma, oops.
You… look… mahvalous!
Forgot an r too.
D too.
Fuck…
Male sea horses give birth.
Is there a point here, somewhere?
Never pour Drano™ on your genitals.
Nor your Gentiles.
Oy!
Someone’s been drinking. Quite possibly several someones.
sticks tongue out at Q.E.D. Spoilsport. I’m not so think as you drunk I am.
Class is the drink of the cursing work.
Poor me
Poor me
Poor me
Pour me another shot of whiskey!
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
i like where this thread is going! keep up the good work!
(it should be a rule that at least one person is sober in a thread…but not me.)
I like drunk girls with tongues. 
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
It ain’t me, Sandlegs.
Someone should swear befor this is moved to MPSIMS. Fuck Bush! Man, I can’t remember the last Pit thread that was moved to MPSIMS.
The wonderful aftertaste of vomit and stale cigarrets. YUM!
Hey! I don’t smoke.
How’s a guy s’posed to get any flirting done with images like that in his mind? That’s just like you to take something wonnerful and turn it all ugly like. 